Male / Female Translator
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to do that
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I want something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice tits!
You look tense = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time?
What's wrong? = I'm guessing sex is out of the question
I'm bored = Would you like to fuck?
I love you = I'd like to fuck right now
I love you, too = I really want to fuck
Let's talk = I'd like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex
Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you
What'd You Think?
(127 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH…………. THIS IS SO TRUE.
honey i want to go on a movie
hahahaha
wow where did all this come from!!?? Whereever it came from it was extremely funny.
now i know why curtins weren’t enough! lol great job!
Man’s best friend right here, can I get the pocket version please?
Men thinks about sex every five minutes. What does he think about in between? Nothing. (Jay Leno)
What we think about in between is sports/food/dirty stuff (trying not to be specific)
lol…this is so funny…i love it…and its basically true
Sex and Money are most needed basic nessesties.That is exactly how they are worked out.
hey its true…….
you got this so right!
hahahahahhaha! its sooooooooooo tru! men-Wat idiots!
hahahahahahahaha, DAMN thats funny
… … … LOL LOL LOL … … … LOL … … … TOO FUNNY!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA That s so TRUE!!!
HOW ON EARTH DID THEY MANAGE TO READ MY MIND????
LOL :p
hahaha pretty good, though I think the “nice dress” compliment really means “nice dress” o.O
LOL – yep no doubt this happens in every relationship. spot on!
i need a pocket size so i can understand my gf n’ my bf
100% correct:D
itz just gr8.
ha ha ha!
This is so true… hehee
Omg…. I must be a man!!
sounded weird to me
this is so offensive. i cant believe you think it’s funny. not all women are like that. just like not all men are like that. this is stereotypical, not to mention a waste of my time.
walmart has a sale on lives. you should go and get one.
omg….very true… this is what actually feels
Not all men think about sex every five seconds. Believe it or not, some men aren’t perverts. I think about books, video games, etc. more than perverted things. Of course I am part of what you would call a minority. This list is still funny though.
nice
Parts of women is really true! Especially when i do smthng wrong then i will ask do his really love me,n about asking one stuff means included else stuffs too. I LOV TO BORN AS A GIRL!
6/5
Tyler: the reason u think about al that crap…. is CUASE U CANT LAND A CHICK… you must be like 5-10