Make A Wish
A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said, “Hey mister! Why the hell is your head so small?”
The old man looked at the boy and replied, “Boy, if I wasn’t so damn old, I’d give you a beating… but since you remind me of myself at your age, I’ll tell you.”
The boy listened curiously as the geezer explained, “One day I was fishing on the pier when I got a huge bite… And, I said to myself, ‘Holy shit! I’ve caught a whale!’”
“No kidding?” pried the boy. The geezer continued, “But, when I reeled it up, to my surprise, it was a gorgeous mermaid! Well, she looked at me in tremendous fright and said she’d grant me one wish if I let her free…”
“And?” interjected the boy. “Well, after some quick thought, I looked at her and said, ‘How about a little head?’”
What'd You Think?
(41 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)
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Haha. GAY!
I thought was funny
uh…not cool
I don’t get it…
that joke sucked…
hahaha a little gay but funny
sounds corny
CORNY AND GAY BUT FUNNY
That was a joke???
Hahaha thats alright. That geezer is desperate xD
Lol…Most of you people probably dont even know what “head” is…Thus you dont understand the joke.
not gay, for u 12-year-olds, seems perfect if ur wife wont do it for ya
not even funny
i get it pretty good
hahaha thats rather funny made me chuckle, people who dont get it ‘head’ means to suck someone off.
pervy but funny
that was funny, and for those who don’t get it, how bout goin out and gettin some, c’mon, its not that hard to understand
anyone who said gay, im laughing at.
Think about it.