Maintaining A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your [...]
Maintaining A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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10 and 17 are the best. I love them and I wanna try em..I might get fired from the zoo though…
haha dis is great i was laughing the whole time
for 8. they shud hav actually not used any punctuation! (dont use any punc…)
way way too funny!!! my boss almost caught me!!!
i loved it!
i like 17, 10, 18, 3, 9, 1, AND ALL THE REST!
Ha