Magical Mirror
There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there's a magical mirror. If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you one wish... but if you lie - POOF! - it swallows you up for eternity.
A brunette, redhead, and a blonde walk into that very bar - with a mission. They head straight for the magic mirror. The redhead goes first and says "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth" POOF! - the mirror swallows her up and she's gone for eternity.
The brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm the sexiest woman on Earth" POOF - now she's gone too.
Lastly, the blonde goes up to the mirror says " I think........" - POOF!
What'd You Think?
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lol she cant think
LOL! MANN
lol! hilarious
lmfao
its like the girl in math class
dude
hahahhahahahhaha she stupid she cant thinkk
this is one good joke lol
i like that joke bc its ture she cant think
hey its charly foote she is like that in math lol i think the blond might need to go back to school bc it sounds like it lol
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I’m a blond…. Not cool >.
OMFG!! FUNNY SHIT!!
That is mean. I’m blonde and I’m not that stupid!
I like that joke i could’t hold my laugh. Gosh that is so mean i feel bad for the blond!!
HA HA CUTE.
Funny yeah but i’ve seen it already
i heard different version, but this ones funny too!
i’m blonde and im not that stupid! Granted i may be a little ditsy…..but that’s not the point!
This joke gives 100% truth in my books about blondes.However, I have seen worse blondes in my days. I think this mirror took way to much advantage on this blonde, when she started to speak!With nothing to think with,it should of been totally impossible to speak and be heard at the same time. No offense!
Thats Funny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! IM GONNA LIKE TELL ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!
Heard it b4 sooooo lame
Heard it b4 so lame
lol, oh my goodness. That’s hilarious.
im a blonde and i nearly fell out my chair laughing it was brilliant!
hahaha
unless yer all blonde dats da only way anyone could find this funny:):)
LOL. Too bad the blonde wasn’t Aryan.
ROFL she can’t think haha good one
hahahahahhaha very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lmsao,the mirror knew better than to fall for that
Hahaha! Oh my God. That was really funny. Damn blonde.
Omg. I laughed.
Now she can’t go to school! (Not that it would have helped.) Wait…how did the mirror swallow them? Why was it in a bar? And why in New York? Will anyone actually answer me?
hahahehe
3chicks -a blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking on a beach when they came accross a dirty old lamp and they decided to polish it up. so as they were rubbing it-pooff out came a gene…
the gene tells them he will grant each one of them one wish.
first the blonde says to the gene- ‘i wish i was ten times more good looking then i already am’ and pooff! she became ten times more good looking…
second the redhead says- ‘i wish i was ten times more clever than i already am’ and pooff she became ten times more clever…
lastly the brunette says- ‘i wish i was ten times more good looking and ten times more clever’ pooff- she turned into a man………..
its 1.11am here in zimbabwe….