Love Making Poem


Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, “Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?”

Robert replied, “That’s because I make love to my wife every morning before work.”

Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning.

“That’s easy,” Robert said. “I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it!.

It goes like this: “Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!”

Tyrone said, “Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental.” But he decided it wouldn’t hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell, bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!

Robert asked, “Man, what happened to you?!”

Tyrone said, “I don’t know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem.”

“Well, what poem did you tell her?”

Tyrone said: “Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If I could roll your fat ass over, I’d hump you like a dog!”

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38 Responses to “Love Making Poem”

  1. Zabu Says:

    LMAO! Funny really funny!

  2. Sonya Says:

    haha that wus soo evil Lol… it reminds me of my dad and mom …. Lol

  3. jon Says:

    haha thats the best joke i have heard in weeks

  4. kelly Says:

    this joke was freakkin funny as hell

  5. KrooKaBanger Says:

    not bad at all

  6. Pinkey Says:

    funny I loved it

  7. shay Says:

    that was so racist, i have beautiful hair and eyes like an egyptian queen, thank you

  8. Doug Says:

    lil racist there, yeah

  9. lil Chunty Says:

    THAT WAS HELL OF FUNNY BUT SAID, BUT SO TRUE.

  10. kossy Says:

    Lame.

  11. Chendi Says:

    that is so wrong… funny =)

  12. k.a.f Says:

    this was so freakin funny! it so reminds me of a poem my friend made for his wife, but lets not go into details…:P

  13. minxx Says:

    that was so jokes
    rofl

  14. Sir-rns Says:

    lol lol lol lol lol that is a good one lol lol

  15. kym Says:

    LMFAO….ROFL thats good thats really good!!!

  16. dat nigga Says:

    blond hair blond hair phat as a hog i would make love to but you smell like a wet dog

  17. dat nigga Says:

    white people white people pale as a ghost we dominate you in everything you crackers are a joke

  18. YOU RACIST PIGS Says:

    RACIST DIE IN HELLL

  19. khanyi Says:

    LMAO THAT WAS VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY FUNNY

  20. CheerioV29 Says:

    It a prettyfunny joke that brigthens up my day in so many ways. So I can get some in the morning.

  21. mahalorich Says:

    That is a sick-ass joke. Got anotha?

  22. Anti Christ Says:

    LMAO ROFL LOL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! THATS GREAT!!!!!!!!!

  23. kristen Says:

    LMAO OMG THAT WAS FUNNY HAHAHA

  24. Eddie Says:

    Poem?! All I gotta do is smack her with the meat stick and she gets so mad she tries to grab it and squeeze the life out of it, but it only agitates it and makes it engorge, to which she lustfully turns to it and says,
    sausage sausage plump and juicy, cram my mouth then stuff my booty

  25. Klauss Barbie Says:

    eddie that was FN funnier than the joke itself… ha..

  26. jud Says:

    black hair black hair ugly as a hog no one wood ever make luv to u cause u r as stupid as a log

  27. DaveyFbaby Says:

    “Grow up, grow up you can’t take a polk the category was racist stuff…DAMN CAN YALL TAKE A JOKE!” Aye I am black myself and wasn’t even trippin, if you ain’t wanna see no racist stuff why did you go into the racist category? Think before you act.

  28. da 69er Says:

    ugly nigga, ugly nigga, deep as a cave, i’d love to fcuk you but i’d probably get AIDS!

  29. mama tittys Says:

    poo bear poo bear

    flowing like a river,

    with the sight of hair…

    you make me get bigger!

  30. dat cracker Says:

    “dat nigger” really i dont think everything what about hockey and i dont think its fair to say better at soccer either .. heres a poem for you though

    Black people, Black people, stolen from their land, beat them with a whip, why hurt your hand

  31. Serendipity Says:

    Dat Cracker, that was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

  32. David Says:

    Dont get it when ppl say the jokes are abit racist. The category clearly is racist jokes. If there’re not racist then what………………?

  33. bob Says:

    hahahahahahahaha fukn hilarious. for real, if you cant take a “racist” joke dont come to the damn category. What a concept.

  34. mike hunt Says:

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

  35. BABBII Says:

    hahahahaha that was a good one real funny man lol the rest of the comments people wrote that were like the joke was funny too lol

  36. smiley Says:

    like omfg hilarious!

  37. CachBorealere Says:

    this bonus ;)

  38. Shanon Says:

    your comments are way more rascist than the joke

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