Love Making Poem
Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?"
Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work."
Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning.
"That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it!.
It goes like this: "Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!"
Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell, bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!
Robert asked, "Man, what happened to you?!"
Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem."
"Well, what poem did you tell her?"
Tyrone said: "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If I could roll your fat ass over, I'd hump you like a dog!"
What'd You Think?
(228 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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LMAO! Funny really funny!
haha that wus soo evil Lol… it reminds me of my dad and mom …. Lol
haha thats the best joke i have heard in weeks
this joke was freakkin funny as hell
not bad at all
funny I loved it
that was so racist, i have beautiful hair and eyes like an egyptian queen, thank you
lil racist there, yeah
THAT WAS HELL OF FUNNY BUT SAID, BUT SO TRUE.
Lame.
that is so wrong… funny =)
this was so freakin funny! it so reminds me of a poem my friend made for his wife, but lets not go into details…:P
that was so jokes
rofl
lol lol lol lol lol that is a good one lol lol
LMFAO….ROFL thats good thats really good!!!
blond hair blond hair phat as a hog i would make love to but you smell like a wet dog
white people white people pale as a ghost we dominate you in everything you crackers are a joke
RACIST DIE IN HELLL
LMAO THAT WAS VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY FUNNY
It a prettyfunny joke that brigthens up my day in so many ways. So I can get some in the morning.
That is a sick-ass joke. Got anotha?
LMAO ROFL LOL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! THATS GREAT!!!!!!!!!
LMAO OMG THAT WAS FUNNY HAHAHA
Poem?! All I gotta do is smack her with the meat stick and she gets so mad she tries to grab it and squeeze the life out of it, but it only agitates it and makes it engorge, to which she lustfully turns to it and says,
sausage sausage plump and juicy, cram my mouth then stuff my booty
eddie that was FN funnier than the joke itself… ha..
black hair black hair ugly as a hog no one wood ever make luv to u cause u r as stupid as a log
“Grow up, grow up you can’t take a polk the category was racist stuff…DAMN CAN YALL TAKE A JOKE!” Aye I am black myself and wasn’t even trippin, if you ain’t wanna see no racist stuff why did you go into the racist category? Think before you act.
ugly nigga, ugly nigga, deep as a cave, i’d love to fcuk you but i’d probably get AIDS!
poo bear poo bear
flowing like a river,
with the sight of hair…
you make me get bigger!
“dat nigger” really i dont think everything what about hockey and i dont think its fair to say better at soccer either .. heres a poem for you though
Black people, Black people, stolen from their land, beat them with a whip, why hurt your hand
Dat Cracker, that was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
Dont get it when ppl say the jokes are abit racist. The category clearly is racist jokes. If there’re not racist then what………………?
hahahahahahahaha fukn hilarious. for real, if you cant take a “racist” joke dont come to the damn category. What a concept.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha that was a good one real funny man lol the rest of the comments people wrote that were like the joke was funny too lol
like omfg hilarious!
this bonus
your comments are way more rascist than the joke
ew.
you people are gay… This was a good joke and his poem was better than all of yours. And some were funny though. =) lol
rascist but yo…it do make sense son…..
That was real funny
it’s a freaking joke guys just like talking shit about blondes same thing pretty much
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dat nigga says:
October 28, 2007 at 5:37 pm
white people white people pale as a ghost we dominate you in everything you crackers are a joke
You wish @$$hole, at least white people pay their taxes, pay childsupport, feed their kids, pay for their stuff, don’t shoot eachother, only sleep with our wives, and now how to drive and shoot correctly.
And what are you gonna do about it? You gonna yell at me? That’s really intimidating.
This is a sick website and if I wasn’t researching racism for one of my classes, I wouldn’t give this website the time of day. This society has got everything all wrong. Every black person is not ghetto and every white person is not trailer trash. We ALL need to look at ourselves before we judge others. Who knows, a black person may be the one to save your life one day and Vice Versa!!! Promote Love and not hate..
10 out of 10 hahahahahaha