Love Making Poem
Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, “Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?”
Robert replied, “That’s because I make love to my wife every morning before work.”
Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning.
“That’s easy,” Robert said. “I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it!.
It goes like this: “Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!”
Tyrone said, “Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental.” But he decided it wouldn’t hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell, bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!
Robert asked, “Man, what happened to you?!”
Tyrone said, “I don’t know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem.”
“Well, what poem did you tell her?”
Tyrone said: “Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If I could roll your fat ass over, I’d hump you like a dog!”
What'd You Think?
(140 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)
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October 6th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
LMAO! Funny really funny!
October 6th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
haha that wus soo evil Lol… it reminds me of my dad and mom …. Lol
October 7th, 2007 at 4:27 am
haha thats the best joke i have heard in weeks
October 7th, 2007 at 9:57 am
this joke was freakkin funny as hell
October 9th, 2007 at 10:23 am
not bad at all
October 9th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
funny I loved it
October 10th, 2007 at 11:48 am
that was so racist, i have beautiful hair and eyes like an egyptian queen, thank you
October 10th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
lil racist there, yeah
October 11th, 2007 at 11:39 am
THAT WAS HELL OF FUNNY BUT SAID, BUT SO TRUE.
October 11th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Lame.
October 12th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
that is so wrong… funny =)
October 16th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
this was so freakin funny! it so reminds me of a poem my friend made for his wife, but lets not go into details…:P
October 17th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
that was so jokes
rofl
October 18th, 2007 at 2:15 am
lol lol lol lol lol that is a good one lol lol
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:57 pm
LMFAO….ROFL thats good thats really good!!!
October 28th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
blond hair blond hair phat as a hog i would make love to but you smell like a wet dog
October 28th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
white people white people pale as a ghost we dominate you in everything you crackers are a joke
October 29th, 2007 at 2:54 am
RACIST DIE IN HELLL
November 6th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
LMAO THAT WAS VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY FUNNY
November 9th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
It a prettyfunny joke that brigthens up my day in so many ways. So I can get some in the morning.
November 10th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
That is a sick-ass joke. Got anotha?
November 11th, 2007 at 11:02 am
LMAO ROFL LOL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! THATS GREAT!!!!!!!!!
November 13th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
LMAO OMG THAT WAS FUNNY HAHAHA
November 13th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Poem?! All I gotta do is smack her with the meat stick and she gets so mad she tries to grab it and squeeze the life out of it, but it only agitates it and makes it engorge, to which she lustfully turns to it and says,
sausage sausage plump and juicy, cram my mouth then stuff my booty
November 16th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
eddie that was FN funnier than the joke itself… ha..
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:58 pm
black hair black hair ugly as a hog no one wood ever make luv to u cause u r as stupid as a log
November 27th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
“Grow up, grow up you can’t take a polk the category was racist stuff…DAMN CAN YALL TAKE A JOKE!” Aye I am black myself and wasn’t even trippin, if you ain’t wanna see no racist stuff why did you go into the racist category? Think before you act.
December 13th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
ugly nigga, ugly nigga, deep as a cave, i’d love to fcuk you but i’d probably get AIDS!
December 14th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
poo bear poo bear
flowing like a river,
with the sight of hair…
you make me get bigger!
February 18th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
“dat nigger” really i dont think everything what about hockey and i dont think its fair to say better at soccer either .. heres a poem for you though
Black people, Black people, stolen from their land, beat them with a whip, why hurt your hand
February 28th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Dat Cracker, that was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
March 7th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Dont get it when ppl say the jokes are abit racist. The category clearly is racist jokes. If there’re not racist then what………………?
March 24th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
hahahahahahahaha fukn hilarious. for real, if you cant take a “racist” joke dont come to the damn category. What a concept.
March 25th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
hahahahaha that was a good one real funny man lol the rest of the comments people wrote that were like the joke was funny too lol
April 21st, 2008 at 1:17 pm
like omfg hilarious!
June 27th, 2008 at 9:52 am
this bonus
July 15th, 2008 at 4:11 am
your comments are way more rascist than the joke