Los Angeles Math Test
City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam
Name: _______________________
Gang: _______________________
1. Dwayne has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4×4. If he has stolen 2 BMW’s and 3 4×4’s, how many Chevy’s will he have to steal to make $800?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?
7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?
8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
What'd You Think?
(66 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)
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August 26th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
omg dis is so stupped!
September 6th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
That was pretty funny not LOL funny but ok
September 12th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
sorry i was not reading it i was wiping my but with it, NEXT
September 17th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
haha funny shit
September 28th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Ok, stupid is spelled s t u p i d…..not stupped. Butt is spelled B U T T, not but.
How bout some Los Angeles spelling test jokes!
October 8th, 2007 at 12:49 am
yall are hard asses. Its creative and humorous. And the spelling isnt that big of a deal. I mean, it’s a joke: spelling isn’t that big a deal dude.
October 10th, 2007 at 5:42 am
lol dwayne has a reeli bad shot LOL nice stuff
October 12th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
hahahahah hoes
October 22nd, 2007 at 4:14 pm
ok joke, keep em cumin-gett it? cum? come? lol hahaha.. sorry that wasent that funny.. : (
October 31st, 2007 at 9:02 am
that was pretty funny actually! who thinks this stuff up????
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:58 pm
This is actually really funny if you grew up in one of the many ghetto neighborhoods in LA…maybe this is why some of you think it’s not. Anyone that says “wiping my butt with it” is definitely not from one of the neighborhoods! Ha!
November 10th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
dag if you have to give it to the criminals know math
ca you do these math prolems
November 13th, 2007 at 1:50 am
i live in the GHETTO and i still wouldn’t give this to a bum to wipe his as with! white people humor kills me.
i got my own poll seeing aint no white people in this test because if u dont know they live in the ghetto too.
1. A white boy attends a rap concert and yells out n*gg** the crowd is 20% white, 10%hispanic, and 70%black. Which percentage is gonna whoop his ass?
2. Wendy is white and only dates black athletes. She sleeps on average with 10 black men a day if she does this for the next five yrs how many black men will she have slept with.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:58 pm
well that depends. How many leap years are there in this five year span? 1 or 2
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Well that depends. How many leap years are in this five year span? 1 or 2
November 27th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Yall are some serious dumbasses I can’t believe you don’t know how many leap years are in 5 years. Duh there is a leap year every 4 years so of coarse there is only one leap year. I live in the ghetto too and I have enough since to know that.
December 5th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Name: Boo
Gang: Bloods
[1] 2 drive bys before reloading. (rounded off to the nearest whole drive by (26 bullets fired (0.6 x 26 = 15.6 bullets hit; 15 bullets when rounded down*.) leaving 4 bullets unfired in the clip))
* Assuming worse case scenario, bullets hitting should be rounded down.
[2] 320 / 3.5 = 91.43 (to 2 decimal places)
85 + 91.43 = 176.43
176.43 / 2 = $88.215 per gram on average
1 ounce = 28.35g
28.35g - 5.5g = 22.85g
22.85 x 88.215 = $2,015.71
The street value of the remaining cocaine is $2,015.71
[3] ((800/65)/3) = 4.1, rounded up to 5 tricks per girl
[4] 16 ounces in a pound
0.5 x 16 = 8
0.2 x 8 = 1.6
Jarome requires 1.6 ounces of cut
[5] 2 x 200 = 400
3 x 100 = 300
300 + 400 = 700
800 - 700 = 100
100 / 50 = 2
Willie needs to steal 2 Chevy’s.
[6] 100 x 12 x 6 = $7,200 spent
$10,000 - $7,200 = $2,800 left
# of years in jail for her murder may vary, but odds are that Raoul , having committed a second murder immediately after being released would get the maximum sentence. Presumably 25 years without parole. (I thought this was a maths test, not a legal studies test, so I’m a bit rusty. Sorry teach.)
[7] ((22 * 3)/3) = 22 letters.
[8] 22.2% (to 1 decimal place)
December 13th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
you actually think an ape could figure that out?
December 14th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
seriously i agree with da 69er! but it was kinda interesting that boo figured it all out… get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 18th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
it’s not “common law wife” it’s babymomma!
March 4th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
2 chevys, lol
March 9th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
seriously boo, ur one of the few bloods that actualy went to scool, interesting.
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
omg i cant beleive boo figured it out but your very clever lol i agree with pimp seriously wow!