Los Angeles Math Test
City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam
Name: _______________________
Gang: _______________________
1. Dwayne has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?
7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?
8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
What'd You Think?
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omg dis is so stupped!
That was pretty funny not LOL funny but ok
sorry i was not reading it i was wiping my but with it, NEXT
haha funny shit
Ok, stupid is spelled s t u p i d…..not stupped. Butt is spelled B U T T, not but.
How bout some Los Angeles spelling test jokes!
yall are hard asses. Its creative and humorous. And the spelling isnt that big of a deal. I mean, it’s a joke: spelling isn’t that big a deal dude.
lol dwayne has a reeli bad shot LOL nice stuff
hahahahah hoes
ok joke, keep em cumin-gett it? cum? come? lol hahaha.. sorry that wasent that funny.. : (
that was pretty funny actually! who thinks this stuff up????
This is actually really funny if you grew up in one of the many ghetto neighborhoods in LA…maybe this is why some of you think it’s not. Anyone that says “wiping my butt with it” is definitely not from one of the neighborhoods! Ha!
dag if you have to give it to the criminals know math
ca you do these math prolems
i live in the GHETTO and i still wouldn’t give this to a bum to wipe his as with! white people humor kills me.
i got my own poll seeing aint no white people in this test because if u dont know they live in the ghetto too.
1. A white boy attends a rap concert and yells out n*gg** the crowd is 20% white, 10%hispanic, and 70%black. Which percentage is gonna whoop his ass?
2. Wendy is white and only dates black athletes. She sleeps on average with 10 black men a day if she does this for the next five yrs how many black men will she have slept with.
well that depends. How many leap years are there in this five year span? 1 or 2
Well that depends. How many leap years are in this five year span? 1 or 2
Yall are some serious dumbasses I can’t believe you don’t know how many leap years are in 5 years. Duh there is a leap year every 4 years so of coarse there is only one leap year. I live in the ghetto too and I have enough since to know that.
Name: Boo
Gang: Bloods
[1] 2 drive bys before reloading. (rounded off to the nearest whole drive by (26 bullets fired (0.6 x 26 = 15.6 bullets hit; 15 bullets when rounded down*.) leaving 4 bullets unfired in the clip))
* Assuming worse case scenario, bullets hitting should be rounded down.
[2] 320 / 3.5 = 91.43 (to 2 decimal places)
85 + 91.43 = 176.43
176.43 / 2 = $88.215 per gram on average
1 ounce = 28.35g
28.35g – 5.5g = 22.85g
22.85 x 88.215 = $2,015.71
The street value of the remaining cocaine is $2,015.71
[3] ((800/65)/3) = 4.1, rounded up to 5 tricks per girl
[4] 16 ounces in a pound
0.5 x 16 = 8
0.2 x 8 = 1.6
Jarome requires 1.6 ounces of cut
[5] 2 x 200 = 400
3 x 100 = 300
300 + 400 = 700
800 – 700 = 100
100 / 50 = 2
Willie needs to steal 2 Chevy’s.
[6] 100 x 12 x 6 = $7,200 spent
$10,000 – $7,200 = $2,800 left
# of years in jail for her murder may vary, but odds are that Raoul , having committed a second murder immediately after being released would get the maximum sentence. Presumably 25 years without parole. (I thought this was a maths test, not a legal studies test, so I’m a bit rusty. Sorry teach.)
[7] ((22 * 3)/3) = 22 letters.
[8] 22.2% (to 1 decimal place)
you actually think an ape could figure that out?
seriously i agree with da 69er! but it was kinda interesting that boo figured it all out… get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s not “common law wife” it’s babymomma!
2 chevys, lol
seriously boo, ur one of the few bloods that actualy went to scool, interesting.
omg i cant beleive boo figured it out but your very clever lol i agree with pimp seriously wow!
ha try again brittany
I love it. See the test is a real one. Now only if we could teach them to stay with their wives and hit at least 50% of the time when they shoot.
Wow, so that is how the tests are, now only if we could teach them to drive and shoot.
This is still up? Take this down NOW! I hate white people so much i could SCREAAM!
fu@kin hood rats. but hey, if its the only way they can learn then so be it. so while unwed teenage mother bonquesha is living at her “babydaddys” moms house being a career welfare kid at the age of 14, i have to work at a real job and pay taxes to make sure her government subsidized lifestyle is paid for. thanks for contributing absolutely nothing to society and becoming nothing but a drain on the government.