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Living Will

While I was watching football this weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV, and dumped out my beer.

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Living Will was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 at 4:54 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , You Know You’re Living In 2007 When… , What Do Your Parents Do For A Living? , To the Grave , Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion , A Smart Business Plan .

6 Comments to “Living Will”

katie rowe says:

August 23, 2007 at 8:35 pm

thats the oldest joke in the book
gay!!!!!
roxy says:

August 31, 2007 at 11:41 pm

rather corny
someone says:

September 7, 2007 at 12:23 pm

HAHA that was good
Steneepa says:

October 1, 2007 at 4:58 pm

That was just too funny loved it
Tamil PJs says:

August 12, 2008 at 1:59 am

odd one…. certainly not the best one here!!
IrritatedOyster says:

February 25, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Lol, that’s a good one!

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