Little Johnny’s Playing Partner
Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his mom what's going on. "Playing cards," she replies. "Who's your partner?" asked little johnny. "Your father!"
Content with his answer, Little Johnny walks further down the hall towards his room when he hears the [...]
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Little Johnny’s Playing Partner
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Lol eww.
Ewww. Thats nasty and funny! Haha The kid was Jacking Off! XD
i dont get it
i didn’t get it
haha thats funny and naugty of the boy
umm..no he wasn’t jacking off..thats just what they want you to think..he’s really playing cards, and he has an awesome hand of cards…duh
haha wow
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA XD
Haha, it’s alright.
that was v predictable..
double entrende. lol
so i herd u liek mudkipz?
HAHA. WOW. Dirty child
dts funny naugty boy
Johny johny…?yes papa open ur mouth n Hahahaha v funy
wow how can you NOT get it? it was hilarious
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS NASTY LIL BOYS DONT NEED TO DO THAT BUT A BOY AT MY SCHOOL DID THAT IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM!!!! NASTY
OMG
haha
what a nasty joke.. xD
but it’s pretty cool ;D
hahaha..lol
Eww! this is so so funny nd nasty
OMG SO FUNNY
peniz swAllower
Thats Funniiiii
I LOVE The Lil Jhonny Jokes ^^
Make More!!!!!!
WOW!! that kid is like 8 wth is he thinking? the stuff parents teach their kids these day i mean wat has the world become??
hahahaha
lol
he he very funny
the boy copy the same as his elder’s was doing….
it’s funny!!!!…..
hahaha hilarious
haha…. so funny…
lmfao omg that is halarious. he was jackin off.
for the people wh didný get it: it mean : PLAYNG CARDS = S*X and PARTNER AS IN = THR WONE U R DOIN IT WITH, SO JONNEY DOES IT WITH HIS HANDS
i don’t think i got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wonders if he had a royal flush?? Bet the queen of hearts never looked that good to him before. hehe
he had to use his hand because he couldnt find a girl
wow that joke is somethen else
Oh so halarious!
hahaha and jeez he isn’t naughty when he hears everyone is “playing cards” he decides to play cards literally he get a good hand and you know the rest play on meanings good joke tho
Wow!!LOL!!Go Johnny!
ive done that at all the places ive gone….my house , my friends house, school, movies, restaraunt, baby sitters, in my car, at the park, shall i continue?
This version is better:
Q: How is a bridge game like sex?
A: With a good hand, no partner is needed.
hahahahahhahahahahahaah
I lke Steven’s joke more!!!!! That Jonny joke is just wrong. I’m glad that im not the only one who thinks that.
A waiter comes across a couple in a resturant and they are playing with each other. The waiter shocked asks them what they are doing. The man nods toa sign which is close by. The sign says…
First come first served.
Get it?
Honestly this joke is neither funny nor dirty..it’s just dry. maybe u should try Nigerian comedians..
*9JA 4 LIFE*
Think of wat wil happen if women were cars.
Gosh!men will always buy the latest model of pretty girls
megs u have a good point.
hahahahah now thats a joke lmfao ewwww peen
that is what i call a funny joke
johny is sucha a bad boy!
hehehe that waz funny he is jacking off……=>
Real funny i like it hahahaha