Little Johnny Wants Some Ice Cream
Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away Johnny! You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play." Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to [...]
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Little Johnny Wants Some Ice Cream
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hahahahahahahaha
bleh…
lol
dumb perverted lady haha
thats gay
He forgot his beer.
lol i thought it was gonna be a dirty joke
me too.
phew!
I’m gonna feauture it in ma magazine
nice one johnny boy!!
I thought it was gonna be dirty ooops! perfect one
the kid really says “get your lazy ass out of bed, you whore, and make that kid some f**king ice cream!” xD
annony
infact, you are just too, keep it up.
LOL..One always thinks these jokes will be dirty… Nice ending!
Scared at first of the ending….sharp johnny!!!!
Oh my goodness!!!! That was frigging funny!!!
A teacher asks her class, ?If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left??
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ?None, they all fly away with the first gun shot?
The teacher replies ?The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.?
Then Little Johnny says ?I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married??
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ?Well I suppose the one that?s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone?
To which Little Johnny replied, ?The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.?
THis is another Little Johnny joke
Omg soo weird… but funny and very entertainiing to read
Kk what do applez white people have in commom??
They both look good hanging from a tree.!!!! lol
(The original joke was worse) ( white was replaced from black)
That was pretty funny!!
what da f**k not funny
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
I like the johnny ice cream joke and the hanging from a tree joke
I like Sarah’s joke
hahahahaha both of those jokes were funny
I was a bit worried about the ending but over all it was a great ending! It was funny too! lol!
I also like the joke that Sarah sent on the comments!
dat is not even 1 bit funny
Well somtimes da man parks hiz limo in da women’s garage!LOL!Please rate
lmfao!
great. awesome.
Legs Up
Little Johnny and his father came across his puppy, dead in the back yard. Daddy explained that Buddy had gone to heaven.
“So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?” asked Little Johnny, as he fought back tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, “Buddy’s legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to take him by the leg and lift him up to heaven.”
Little Johnny seemed to take Buddy’s death quite well. However, two days later when his father came home from work, Little Johnny had tears in his eyes as he said, “Mommy almost died this morning.”
Fearing something terrible had happened, his father questioned, “What do you mean Johnny? Tell Daddy!”
“Well”, mumbled Little Johnny, “Soon after you left for work this morning I saw Mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, ‘Oh Jesus! I’m coming, I’m coming!’ And, if it hadn’t been for the neighbor who was holding her down, she would have gone to Heaven just like Buddy did.”
a good little johnny joke haha
samanthas little johnny joke was good
so was this one
sarah joke was funny.
funny
The left side o your brain has nothin right in it n the right side has nothin left in it..dumb stupid joke
God shud a taken u too..we dnt nd thick people lyk u on earth
ok that was funny! haha
hears a another ice cream joke:
So one day this guy walks into the icecream place and says “Can i hav a choclat icecream?” The guy behind the counter said”Nope, sory, all oout. The man thinks for a minute and says “can i hav a choclat icecream, please?” The counter dude said “Look, i told u once, were all out of choclate” So the guy thinks a little and asks yet agian “Can i have a choclat icecream?” The guy behind the counter got reely pissed and shouted “WERE ALL OUT OF F****** ICECREAM!!!!!!!!!” So the guy says yet AGAIN “Can i hav a choclate icecream?” The guy behind the counter said “First, tell me, how do you spell the f*** in choclate?” The guy said “There is no f*** in choclate.” The counter dude said “Thats what iv been tryin’ to tell ya, THERE IS NO F***ING CHOCLTAE ICECREAM!!!!!!!!
good joke by the way.
HA HA HA HA,DAT IS INCREDIBLE
nice one
lol! wow jonny is a cleva boy hey!
It very funny!
Omgosh!
Lol
He blew his mothers cover! Lol
My she was getting it good dang johnny why did you tell daddy?! Lol
T.J sucks
heard it
wow i jus luv little Johnny jokes!!!
all the otha jokes were great too!
da tree joke only make sense wit black ppl lol –im black i kno–
little johnnys uncle and aunt have a baby but the baby is born with no ears. little johnny and his famly are invited over to see it little johnnys dad says little johnny if u say annything about the babys ears or even say the word ears u will get the smacking of ur life. little johnny says i understand. when they get their little johnny says she is beutyfull can she see his aunt says yes she will have 2020 vision little johnny says good she would be f***** if she needed glasses
that was STUPIDD! wtf?!?