Lion vs Little Girl… And A Christian

A man is walking through the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her right in front the little girl's screaming parents. The man runs to the cage, hits the lion square [...]

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Lion vs Little Girl… And A Christian was written by F&J Staff on Friday, September 5th, 2008 at 9:23 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Christian Bear , Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl , You Can Bet On It , Career Choice , Republicans vs Democrats .

11 Comments to “Lion vs Little Girl… And A Christian”

CRISTIAN says:

September 5, 2008 at 12:51 pm

these jokes are freakin dumb.
LUIS says:

September 5, 2008 at 12:53 pm

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les122 says:

September 8, 2008 at 11:16 am

this was brilliant such a good joke
at first i didnt get it but yeah after a while i did

looks like christians cant take jokes anymore
im one and i found this hilarious
They Call Me The NuTKR@cKeR says:

September 13, 2008 at 7:13 pm

THATS JUST CREPPY MAAAYYYNNN!!!!!!
Ellen says:

September 15, 2008 at 1:49 pm

It wasn’t a shot at christians, it was a shot at the libreal media.
Daniel says:

October 8, 2008 at 4:25 pm

hahaha, hilarious!! love the dig at the media, so true
19RAD says:

October 10, 2008 at 10:12 pm

LOL
Sid says:

December 28, 2008 at 4:07 pm

luis….shut the f*** up and don’t abuse ….get lost and wash your mouth , and improve ur spellings ..nice joke though …lol
Me says:

January 8, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Now that is great political humour.
rashed says:

June 28, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Stupid christian. Dat wu hilariows!!!!! Lolb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't Worry About My Name says:

January 2, 2010 at 12:51 am

Stupid rashed. The joke was how corrupt the media is. But yes, that was hilarious!