Lion vs Little Girl… And A Christian


A man is walking through the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her right in front the little girl’s screaming parents.

The man runs to the cage, hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the man returns her to her terrified parents.

A reporter has seen the whole scene and says to the rescuer: ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.’

‘Why, it was nothing,’ said the man. ‘Really, the lion was behind bars and I knew God would protect me just as He did Daniel in the lions den long, long ago. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt was right.’

‘I noticed a bible in your pocket. Are you a Republican,’ asked the journalist.

‘Yes, and I’m a Christian on my way to a bible study,’ the man replies.

‘Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed… I’m a journalist and tomorrow’s paper will have this on the front page. The journalist leaves.

The following morning the man buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on first page: “Right Wing Republican Christian Fundamentalist Assaults African Immigrant and Steals His Lunch.“

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Lion vs Little Girl… And A Christian was written by F&J Staff on Friday, September 5th, 2008 at 9:23 am. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , You Can Bet On It, Career Choice, Republicans vs Democrats, Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl, Christian Bear.


7 Responses to “Lion vs Little Girl… And A Christian”

  1. 7
    19RAD Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    LOL

  2. 6
    Daniel Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    hahaha, hilarious!! love the dig at the media, so true :D

  3. 5
    Ellen Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    It wasn’t a shot at christians, it was a shot at the libreal media.

  4. 4
    They Call Me The NuTKR@cKeR Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    THATS JUST CREPPY MAAAYYYNNN!!!!!!

  5. 3
    les122 Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 11:16 am

    this was brilliant such a good joke :)
    at first i didnt get it but yeah after a while i did

    looks like christians cant take jokes anymore
    im one and i found this hilarious :)

  6. 2
    LUIS Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

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  7. 1
    CRISTIAN Says:
    September 5th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    these jokes are freakin dumb.

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