Comments on: Light Bulb Jokes

By: Tyler

Tyler — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:52:05 +0000

How many atheists and Christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows? The atheists will go to turn on the light and the Christians say “let there be light!” And the atheists get pissed and walk away.

Jenny — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:29:15 +0000

How come the inner-city gang members couldn’t just steal the light bulb? It would save them the trip of buying it.

angel — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:23:40 +0000

how many roches dose it i take to screw in a light bulb?

who knows? when you turn on the light , they scatter :3

Anti Christ — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:48:09 +0000

im an aethiest…

Michael Bedford — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:13:25 +0000

How many accordionists does it take to screw in a light bult?

It can’t be done. No number of accordionists can screw in a single light bulb.

It two hands to play the keybords and squeeze the bellows.

madison — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:26:30 +0000

nice one Don

Don — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 13:34:46 +0000

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two - But don’t ask me how they got in there!