Comments on: Light Bulb Jokes

By: AJ

AJ — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 17:02:09 +0000

how many computer scientists does it take to change a light bulb.
a: none, its a hardware problem

Haggen Richardson — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 15:17:19 +0000

Haha. All these stupid light bulb jokes are gay

mary — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:19:02 +0000

Q: how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: a fish

How many psychologists to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

James — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:54:22 +0000

Q. How many MSNBC reporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
A. It can’t be done, they can only turn left.

Elise — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:46:30 +0000

How many snow boarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three – one to screw it in, and the other two to go “sick bro!”

OMG — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:44:06 +0000

nice tyler

Tyler — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:52:05 +0000

How many atheists and Christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows? The atheists will go to turn on the light and the Christians say “let there be light!” And the atheists get pissed and walk away.

Jenny — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:29:15 +0000

How come the inner-city gang members couldn’t just steal the light bulb? It would save them the trip of buying it.

angel — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:23:40 +0000

how many roches dose it i take to screw in a light bulb?

who knows? when you turn on the light , they scatter :3

Anti Christ — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:48:09 +0000

im an aethiest…