Light Bulb Jokes
I realized that we didn't have any lightbulb jokes posted here at F&J, so I figured... let's post some! Below are a few funny ones we found - some passed around via email, some sent to us, some we found surfing the net. Enjoy!
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One [...]
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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two – But don’t ask me how they got in there!
nice one Don
How many accordionists does it take to screw in a light bult?
It can’t be done. No number of accordionists can screw in a single light bulb.
It two hands to play the keybords and squeeze the bellows.
im an aethiest…
how many roches dose it i take to screw in a light bulb?
who knows? when you turn on the light , they scatter :3
How come the inner-city gang members couldn’t just steal the light bulb? It would save them the trip of buying it.
How many atheists and Christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who knows? The atheists will go to turn on the light and the Christians say “let there be light!” And the atheists get pissed and walk away.
nice tyler
How many snow boarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three – one to screw it in, and the other two to go “sick bro!”
Q. How many MSNBC reporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
A. It can’t be done, they can only turn left.
Q: how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: a fish
How many psychologists to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.