Comments on: Light Bulb Jokes http://www.funnyandjokes.com/light-bulb-jokes-2.html Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:05:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Chris http://www.funnyandjokes.com/light-bulb-jokes-2.html/comment-page-1#comment-32117 Chris Tue, 26 Jul 2011 15:37:05 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1420#comment-32117 How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Twenty-one and two HAZMAT agents. One to remove the bulb, and replace it with a high efficiency florescent bulb, with the two HAZMAT workers had to supervise any cleanup had they dropped and broke the bulb for the mercury contamination. Five of the Democrats were just talking heads that spent taxpayer money to propagandize the event telling how many jobs were fictitiously saved or created by the changing of the light bulb when actually for every job "saved or created" in temporary government jobs, there were five more lost in the private sector. Another five to propagandize the event for its green initiative to push cap and trade legislation and the creation of "green jobs" which have proven to cost more jobs than create in Europe. Another five Democrats were creating bailout packages for industries impacted based on failed Democratic economic policies from the first failed stimulus package. The last five Democrats were trying to scare the American people that if they didn't raise the debt ceiling limit to pay for all the spending it took to change that one single light bulb, that the country would default on its loans. This might be funnier if it wasn't actually happening. 2012 cannot come soon enough! How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Twenty-one and two HAZMAT agents. One to remove the bulb, and replace it with a high efficiency florescent bulb, with the two HAZMAT workers had to supervise any cleanup had they dropped and broke the bulb for the mercury contamination. Five of the Democrats were just talking heads that spent taxpayer money to propagandize the event telling how many jobs were fictitiously saved or created by the changing of the light bulb when actually for every job “saved or created” in temporary government jobs, there were five more lost in the private sector. Another five to propagandize the event for its green initiative to push cap and trade legislation and the creation of “green jobs” which have proven to cost more jobs than create in Europe. Another five Democrats were creating bailout packages for industries impacted based on failed Democratic economic policies from the first failed stimulus package. The last five Democrats were trying to scare the American people that if they didn’t raise the debt ceiling limit to pay for all the spending it took to change that one single light bulb, that the country would default on its loans.

This might be funnier if it wasn’t actually happening. 2012 cannot come soon enough!

]]> By: no life http://www.funnyandjokes.com/light-bulb-jokes-2.html/comment-page-1#comment-29911 no life Fri, 08 Oct 2010 16:46:36 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1420#comment-29911 Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:A field full of corn. Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:A field full of corn.

]]> By: lonely hatian http://www.funnyandjokes.com/light-bulb-jokes-2.html/comment-page-1#comment-29910 lonely hatian Fri, 08 Oct 2010 16:36:14 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1420#comment-29910 Q:how many haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? A:a animal shelter full Q:how many haitians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:a animal shelter full

]]> By: Coleton http://www.funnyandjokes.com/light-bulb-jokes-2.html/comment-page-1#comment-27345 Coleton Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:06:36 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1420#comment-27345 these made me laugh how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? 13- 1 to hold it and 12 to drink untill the room spins. how many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? none: she will complain till her husband does it. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None: SHe can do the dishes in the dark. these made me laugh

how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
13- 1 to hold it and 12 to drink untill the room spins.

how many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none: she will complain till her husband does it.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None: SHe can do the dishes in the dark.

]]> By: JCM http://www.funnyandjokes.com/light-bulb-jokes-2.html/comment-page-1#comment-26741 JCM Thu, 25 Mar 2010 23:34:53 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1420#comment-26741 Seriously? These have to be by far the worst comments i have ever read. People are idiots. And this page of light bulb jokes were terrible. I didn't laugh at one of them. Light bulb jokes shouldn't even be jokes. Jokes are funny, how ever these are not. Seriously? These have to be by far the worst comments i have ever read. People are idiots. And this page of light bulb jokes were terrible. I didn’t laugh at one of them. Light bulb jokes shouldn’t even be jokes. Jokes are funny, how ever these are not.

]]> By: Gav http://www.funnyandjokes.com/light-bulb-jokes-2.html/comment-page-1#comment-26697 Gav Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:55:43 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1420#comment-26697 Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Fish Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Fish

]]> By: ABCD http://www.funnyandjokes.com/light-bulb-jokes-2.html/comment-page-1#comment-25621 ABCD Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:57:20 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1420#comment-25621 Q. How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, because of Chernobyl all you have to do is put the bulb in the air Q. How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, because of Chernobyl all you have to do is put the bulb in the air

]]> By: umm http://www.funnyandjokes.com/light-bulb-jokes-2.html/comment-page-1#comment-25162 umm Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:40:44 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1420#comment-25162 how many shoes does it take to walk a mile? none. shoes cant walk by themselves. how many shoes does it take to walk a mile?
none. shoes cant walk by themselves.

]]> By: kat http://www.funnyandjokes.com/light-bulb-jokes-2.html/comment-page-1#comment-25044 kat Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:12:42 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1420#comment-25044 Q: How Many website engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 6, one to change the bulb, and five to create a website about it Q: How many anythings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 2, but how they got in there, we may never know Q: How Many website engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 6, one to change the bulb, and five to create a website about it

Q: How many anythings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2, but how they got in there, we may never know

]]> By: eric http://www.funnyandjokes.com/light-bulb-jokes-2.html/comment-page-1#comment-24826 eric Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:47:21 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1420#comment-24826 no offense to blondes but Q: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: two, one to hold the light bulb and another to turn the ladder! no offense to blondes but
Q: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: two, one to hold the light bulb and another to turn the ladder!

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