Light Bulb Jokes
These things are classic... and no joke site can claim true supremacy on the world wide web without posting occassion light bulb jokes (yes we've done this before). So, without further ado - F&J will teach you how to change a light bulb (energy saving of course), no matter what stereotype you fit into... Q: How many [...]
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Entertaining enough. The part of the real women must be have some real men to screw the bulb is de best i like:D
Q: How many goths does it take to change a light bulb
A: none, they all use candles!
Q: How many metalhead does it take to change a light Bulb?
A: Four, One to Smash the old one, another to fit the new one, another to throw the broken bulb glass at chavs, another to put on metallica, then all four to headbang to it
give up ya lil buttmunch lol (fred, not other dude)
Q: How many Composers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:5, One to change the bulb, four to kiss his ass.
this is a pretty cool website!you guys are doing a pretty cool job.please keep on doing this work.do not stop!
im a republican and that joke was stupid
Justin – OBVIOUSLY, it was a joke. :]
How many members does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Only Bono. He just has to hold onto the bulb and the world revolves around him
hey fred, how many goths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none they all sit in the dark and cry
Q how many lawers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A only one, but you can bet your ass that light bulb is going to get screwed
how many ninjas dose it take to change a light bulb?
A: none
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb and two to discuss the violation of the socket.
How many DragonBall Z Characters does it take to screw out a lightbulb?
1, but it takes 10 episodes!
that republican joke was horrible i have a democratic joke about bill clinton
Q: how many bill clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: two, one to screw the lightbulb and one to screw his secretary
How many Obamas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, he’s too busy screwing the country.
Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they’d rather sit in the dark and cry about it.
How many republicans does it take to think up an intelligent rebuttal joke?
None apparently.
How many democrats does it take to clean up a republican MESS? Hopefully one if it can even BE cleaned up.
how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulg.
3, on to hold the lightbulb and 2 to turn the chair
how many dragon ball z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it will take six episodes
Q:how many squirrles does it take to screw in a light bulb???
A: only 2 but how they got in there noone knows
How many computer hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None: it’s a software problem
How many versions of windows does it take to change a light bulb?
Error: changing light bulb has caused an exception…
How many apple macs does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one but it will cost 10 times as much…
How many UK council engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
10, and they have to cone off the area for six weeks before doing any actual light bulb changing, they will all have to wear dayglo clothing and hard hats, and another crew will come along the week after to put the old one back in and it will cost the taxpayer £1,000,000 !!!
how many hippies does it take to change a little bulb?
21. one to do it and 2o to ‘share the experience’
Qs: How many musicians does it take 2 change a light bulb
Ans: Two. One to change it and d other 2 rmx it
Qs: How many musicians does it take 2 change a light bulb
Ans: Two. One to change it and d other 2 rmx it
Qs: how many lawyer does it take 2 change a light bulb
Ans: Two. one 2 change it and d other 2 sue d company dat made d old one
how many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
try to answer
if you answer you are indeed an idiot
Q: How many Cubans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A whole boat load!!
how many irish men does it take to change a lightbulb?
7- 1 to hold the ladder, 1 to cange the light bulb, and 5 to get the drinks in!
Q: how many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none because they never get the house.
My friend told me this is college:
How many sorority girls does it take to change a liht bulb?
A: 10, one to change the light bulb, 9 to make the tshirts
These comments suck!!! How lame are some of these jokes!!! And most are the same with only minor adjustments!
Q: How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a light bulb?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It’s a really obscure number, you probably haven’t heard of it.
no offense to blondes but
Q: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: two, one to hold the light bulb and another to turn the ladder!
Q: How Many website engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 6, one to change the bulb, and five to create a website about it
Q: How many anythings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2, but how they got in there, we may never know
how many shoes does it take to walk a mile?
none. shoes cant walk by themselves.
Q. How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, because of Chernobyl all you have to do is put the bulb in the air
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Fish
Seriously? These have to be by far the worst comments i have ever read. People are idiots. And this page of light bulb jokes were terrible. I didn’t laugh at one of them. Light bulb jokes shouldn’t even be jokes. Jokes are funny, how ever these are not.
these made me laugh
how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
13- 1 to hold it and 12 to drink untill the room spins.
how many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none: she will complain till her husband does it.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None: SHe can do the dishes in the dark.
Q:how many haitians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:a animal shelter full
Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:A field full of corn.
How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Twenty-one and two HAZMAT agents. One to remove the bulb, and replace it with a high efficiency florescent bulb, with the two HAZMAT workers had to supervise any cleanup had they dropped and broke the bulb for the mercury contamination. Five of the Democrats were just talking heads that spent taxpayer money to propagandize the event telling how many jobs were fictitiously saved or created by the changing of the light bulb when actually for every job “saved or created” in temporary government jobs, there were five more lost in the private sector. Another five to propagandize the event for its green initiative to push cap and trade legislation and the creation of “green jobs” which have proven to cost more jobs than create in Europe. Another five Democrats were creating bailout packages for industries impacted based on failed Democratic economic policies from the first failed stimulus package. The last five Democrats were trying to scare the American people that if they didn’t raise the debt ceiling limit to pay for all the spending it took to change that one single light bulb, that the country would default on its loans.
This might be funnier if it wasn’t actually happening. 2012 cannot come soon enough!