Light Bulb Jokes
These things are classic… and no joke site can claim true supremacy on the world wide web without posting occassion light bulb jokes (yes we’ve done this before). So, without further ado – F&J will teach you how to change a light bulb (energy saving of course), no matter what stereotype you fit into…
Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has to really WANT to change.
A2: None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A ‘Real Woman’ would have plenty of ‘real men’ around to do it.
Q: How many ‘Real Men’ does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: ‘Real Men’ aren’t afraid of the dark (guess the women are screwed).
Q: How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. Eighteen to stand around, one to change the bulb, and another to supervise.
Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
Q: How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, another to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw the poor (ouch.. I can’t believe I posted this one).
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to refer an installation specialist, and another to bill it all to Medicare.
Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester’s credit for it too.
Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Ok folks, that’s all I’ve got for now. But hey, if you’ve got any more – post ‘em in the comments!
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Entertaining enough. The part of the real women must be have some real men to screw the bulb is de best i like:D
Q: How many goths does it take to change a light bulb
A: none, they all use candles!
Q: How many metalhead does it take to change a light Bulb?
A: Four, One to Smash the old one, another to fit the new one, another to throw the broken bulb glass at chavs, another to put on metallica, then all four to headbang to it
give up ya lil buttmunch lol (fred, not other dude)
Q: How many Composers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:5, One to change the bulb, four to kiss his ass.
this is a pretty cool website!you guys are doing a pretty cool job.please keep on doing this work.do not stop!
im a republican and that joke was stupid
Justin – OBVIOUSLY, it was a joke. :]
How many members does it take to change a Lightbulb?
Only Bono. He just has to hold onto the bulb and the world revolves around him
hey fred, how many goths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none they all sit in the dark and cry
Q how many lawers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A only one, but you can bet your ass that light bulb is going to get screwed
how many ninjas dose it take to change a light bulb?
A: none
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb and two to discuss the violation of the socket.
How many DragonBall Z Characters does it take to screw out a lightbulb?
1, but it takes 10 episodes!
that republican joke was horrible i have a democratic joke about bill clinton
Q: how many bill clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: two, one to screw the lightbulb and one to screw his secretary
How many Obamas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, he’s too busy screwing the country.
Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they’d rather sit in the dark and cry about it.
How many republicans does it take to think up an intelligent rebuttal joke?
None apparently.
How many democrats does it take to clean up a republican MESS? Hopefully one if it can even BE cleaned up.
how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulg.
3, on to hold the lightbulb and 2 to turn the chair
how many dragon ball z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it will take six episodes
Q:how many squirrles does it take to screw in a light bulb???
A: only 2 but how they got in there noone knows
How many computer hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None: it’s a software problem
How many versions of windows does it take to change a light bulb?
Error: changing light bulb has caused an exception…
How many apple macs does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one but it will cost 10 times as much…
How many UK council engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
10, and they have to cone off the area for six weeks before doing any actual light bulb changing, they will all have to wear dayglo clothing and hard hats, and another crew will come along the week after to put the old one back in and it will cost the taxpayer £1,000,000 !!!
how many hippies does it take to change a little bulb?
21. one to do it and 2o to ’share the experience’
Qs: How many musicians does it take 2 change a light bulb
Ans: Two. One to change it and d other 2 rmx it
Qs: How many musicians does it take 2 change a light bulb
Ans: Two. One to change it and d other 2 rmx it
Qs: how many lawyer does it take 2 change a light bulb
Ans: Two. one 2 change it and d other 2 sue d company dat made d old one
how many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
try to answer
if you answer you are indeed an idiot
Q: How many Cubans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A whole boat load!!
how many irish men does it take to change a lightbulb?
7- 1 to hold the ladder, 1 to cange the light bulb, and 5 to get the drinks in!
Q: how many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none because they never get the house.