Life Depends on It

A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke out of jail after 15 years and was on the run from the cops. He broke into a suburbia house, made his way into the bedroom and found a young married couple. The fugitive tied the young man to a chair on one side of he room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched the fugitive get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck.

His wife started to move her head violently at which the man got up and left the room. The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed “Darling, I saw him kissing you. He can’t have seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don’t fight him or make him mad. Be strong honey, our lives may depend on it!”

“Darling”, the wife said spitting out her gag, “I’m so relieved you feel that way. He wasn’t kissing me … he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you’re really cute and asked if we had any vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey, our lives may depend on it!”