Leprechaun
Paddy was playing golf at a very exclusive club in County Kerry for the first time, and on the sixth hole he hit a hole in one. Jubilant, he walked down to the green and, just as he was taking his ball from the cup, up popped a leprechaun.
"Sor," the leprechaun bowed politely and continued. [...]


(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
y not just ask to look like me, Paddy?