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Leftover Gifts

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a [...]

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Leftover Gifts was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 2:46 pmin Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Why I Fired My Secretary , My Dog’s Name Was Sex , Trip to Mars , No More Floppy Lips , Tough Golf Shot .

2 Comments to “Leftover Gifts”

michelle says:

September 28, 2007 at 9:11 am

psst! I’m glad we got the better gift!
Shamus says:

March 31, 2009 at 6:38 am

Awwwwwwwww man. ha ha ha

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