Leaving, On A Jet Plane

One day two drinking buddies, Jim and Dave, were working on aircraft at JFK airport in NYC. They got fogged in and finished up their work early and were sitting around bored. Jim spoke up, "Man I really need a drink!" "You know I heard a rumor you could drink jet fuel and get drunk." Dave said. "Really?" [...]

Leaving, On A Jet Plane

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Leaving, On A Jet Plane was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, September 16th, 2007 at 1:58 amin Jokes, Other Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Farmer On A Plane , Big 10 Incher , Drunken Reincarnation , Free Drinks , Hi Dave .

9 Comments to “Leaving, On A Jet Plane”

• John Smith says:

  September 16, 2007 at 2:53 am

  I think this was a hilarious joke, it keeps you hanging till the end. I guess that’s called a punch line but WHAT EVES. Haha yeah. LOVE IT!!
• Bernice Luke-Eriemeghe says:

  September 16, 2007 at 6:48 pm

  THIS IS DAMN TOO FUNNY.WHAT I DONT UNDERSATND THERE IS THE WORD’PHOENIX’

  CHEERS
• I like Wolves says:

  September 18, 2007 at 9:13 am

  It’s Phoenix, Arizona He’s in a different state
• Ron says:

  September 18, 2007 at 9:38 pm

  LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
• les says:

  September 19, 2007 at 3:44 am

  funny
• emily says:

  October 7, 2007 at 6:44 am

  i dont get it =/
• Jamie says:

  October 11, 2007 at 12:44 am

  He flew all the way to Arizona from NYC like a rocket ship because farted. (Imagine his butt all fired up and flying)
  Now, gets?? LOL
• Yo mama says:

  October 24, 2007 at 1:42 pm

  LOL nice
• st.george(bush) says:

  January 15, 2009 at 9:09 pm

  it’s very funny!