One day two drinking buddies, Jim and Dave, were working on aircraft at JFK airport in NYC. They got fogged in and finished up their work early and were sitting around bored.
Jim spoke up, “Man I really need a drink!”
“You know I heard a rumor you could drink jet fuel and get drunk.” Dave said.
“Really?” said Jim.
“That’s what I heard. Wanna try it?”
“Sure, hell I’ll try anything once!”
So with that they poured themselves a couple of glasses and began drinking the jet fuel. They sipped a little bit to find it actually tasted quiet good. So they drank more and more and sure enough they got stoned drunk. The next morning Jim awoke feeling like a million bucks he jumped up wet to the bathroom feeling great like he was floating on air he hadn’t felt this good in years. “Wow!” He said.
About that time Jim’s telephone rang… “Hello?”
“Hello Jim, this is Dave. How are you feeling this morning?”
“Man I feel great, no hang over, no sick, I feel like a million bucks. How about you?”
“Me too, but I have one question for you.”
“Sure, what is it”
“Have you farted yet?”
“Ummmmm No. Why?”
“DON’T. I’m in Phoenix!”