Lawyer’s Contribution
A local Goodwill office realized that their organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The manager in charge of financial contributions telephoned the lawyer in an attempt to persuade him to contribute.
"Sir, our research shows that while you make an annual income of over $500,000 you haven't donated anything to [...]

(59 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
Wow, sure enough I can use it except the last line.
Damn…
Eish thats rediculous
I know lots of ppl like that most not lawyers . . .
He’s a Bastard
wahahahahahaha…
stop being such hard ass’s!!!!!!!!! its a joke!!!!
n danm good lol comin from a law student heeheehee
damn leechers :p
haha so funny….something i would do!!
soundz like da truth, i know a B**** like dat an shez a lawyer too