Lawyers Are The Best Patients

Two new surgeons at the hospital were discussing the qualities of their favorite patients. "I like contractors myself" says one. "They don't even flinch when I tell them I underestimated the cost and length of surgery." "Well, I had an electrician yesterday" another says. "It was beautiful everything inside well marked and color coded!' An [...]

Lawyers Are The Best Patients

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Lawyers Are The Best Patients was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, September 18th, 2008 at 3:38 pmin Clean Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Lawyers And Light Bulbs , Surgeon’s Preference , Doctor Dave , Confessions Of A Psychiatrist , Love Is Where The Heart Is .

5 Comments to “Lawyers Are The Best Patients”

• She' says:

  September 19, 2008 at 4:36 am

  i’m a lawyer and:
  no heart- Agree;
  no spine – Disagree, we’ve got excess of;
  little guts – Disagree, trust me we have got loads of guts;
  head and butt are fully interchangeable – Agree, very true with all male lawyers.
• sniper_dogg says:

  February 7, 2009 at 4:59 am

  ya..but this joke’s repeated..”surgeons conversation”
• Andy says:

  April 15, 2009 at 12:09 am

  get your own material. thats all i have to say
• someone says:

  April 22, 2009 at 3:14 pm

  Not nice. But hey, it’s a joke.
• drummer grl says:

  November 5, 2009 at 10:28 pm

  Lol. I dnt get the electriciam though was his inside color coated?