Lawyers Are The Best Patients


Two new surgeons at the hospital were discussing the qualities of their favorite patients. “I like contractors myself” says one. “They don’t even flinch when I tell them I underestimated the cost and length of surgery.”

“Well, I had an electrician yesterday” another says. “It was beautiful everything inside well marked and color coded!’

An older surgeon passing by heard them, and cut in. “You fellas ain’t seen nothing yet” he tells them “By far the best patients are lawyers- they have no heart, no spine, little guts, and the head and butt are fully interchangeable!”

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Lawyers Are The Best Patients was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, September 18th, 2008 at 3:38 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Doctor Dave, More Lawyer Q and A, Love Is Where The Heart Is, Confessions Of A Psychiatrist, Airplane Problems.


One Response to “Lawyers Are The Best Patients”

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    She' Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 4:36 am

    i’m a lawyer and:
    no heart- Agree;
    no spine - Disagree, we’ve got excess of;
    little guts - Disagree, trust me we have got loads of guts;
    head and butt are fully interchangeable - Agree, very true with all male lawyers.

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