Last Day On The Job

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his [...]

Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 at 5:42 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Contract Law , Strongest Man , 10 Signs You Know Your Broke , Breakfast Is Kickin’ , Potty Mouths For Breakfast .

19 Comments to “Last Day On The Job”

• Amy says:

  August 7, 2007 at 8:40 pm

  that cute
• Will says:

  September 4, 2007 at 7:08 am

  LOL. The wife was used xD. Cool joke?
• Pheakie says:

  September 12, 2007 at 4:26 am

  what an obeying wife…LMFAO..?
• kikky says:

  October 4, 2007 at 8:08 am

  you moron!!!
• Hoang says:

  October 12, 2007 at 3:31 pm

  Either the woman was blond or she seriously hates her husband: “That’s what you told me to do, right?!!!??!!!”
• Well,"Hoang" says:

  October 15, 2007 at 2:01 am

  Says Michelle….”not blonde or hateful, probably just stupid, horny or grateful.”

  GREAT JOKE, VERY FUNNY!!!
• Sally says:

  October 15, 2007 at 12:51 pm

  sry guys. this one was kinda lame.
• Pinkey says:

  October 16, 2007 at 11:50 pm

  3 choices: Blonde, horny, or just stupid. (A stupid horny blonde)
• oswald says:

  October 26, 2007 at 7:53 am

  she was blonde or she was blonde
• j says:

  March 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm

  awesome..v.funny
• TRmaniac says:

  March 7, 2008 at 7:30 am

  yup, she MUST be a blonde! XD
• Chupis says:

  March 11, 2008 at 7:27 pm

  cute and funny!
• Sher says:

  March 20, 2008 at 3:00 am

  funniest blond joke
• sniper_dogg says:

  February 7, 2009 at 4:32 am

  superb stuff!!lolz
• keren says:

  April 26, 2009 at 6:29 pm

  lol that was good
• emmajay says:

  May 17, 2009 at 10:01 am

  She’s not blonde. Just smart. She’s twisting her stingy partners words to her benefit. This website is TERRIBLE, not many funny jokes at all …
• mommy says not to talk to strangers says:

  May 18, 2009 at 12:47 pm

  so i heard you liek mudkipz?
• xyz says:

  June 28, 2009 at 5:27 am

  where can I find this blonde
  Its my last day on the job tomorrow
• NEVE says:

  December 1, 2009 at 4:04 am

  that women is definately blonde!