Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the [...]
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Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest
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haha this is a good one cuz i had already read the first part but the other part is even funnier =D ^^
Same thing as Alex ^^
i do believe that women are lot smarter than men..u like that ha, ladies. well, look what eve done to adam now we are in a big mess!!!!!!!
women r so much more mature then men.
women are still so much smarter then men! if this joke was in vice versa of sexes, men wud hav still scrolld regardless what!
Why do I find it slightly ironic that people with the spelling of 5 year olds are claiming that their sex is ‘intellectually dominant’?
Piss off.
HAHAHAHAHA i don’t listen at ALL
Freakin right…men rock! Long live the dong!
to bad eve picked the forbidden fruit that god told them not to eat
Haha Probably the funniest joke on here!!!!
I am a man I agree women are smarter but we arent complete morons. -.-
omfg lol
Yeah women are smarter, but why didnt the woman wish just for her husband to have a heart attack and not her? okay she was stupid
omg thats so sexist what the hell is wrong with us men we are the same species as them (my whole theory on sexism is on jokes for women about men)
Beyond brilliant – have heard the first part of the joke before and ya the end was better and yes we never listen!!
There are dumb men and dumb women. There are smart women and smart men. One thing is for sure, without them both, none of us would be here now. Sexism is stupid. Appreciate diversity and relish our differences. Personally, I’m gay. I consider gay men and lesbians to be sexes 3 and 4 (no, not necessarily in that order). From my perspective, you straight people are funny with all your wrangling over who’s the best or worst of this and that.
If you could ever get over yourselves and your petty attitudes, you could bring peace to the planet, cure cancer *and* AIDS, and feed the world. Silly, silly, silly. 
actually, women do listen. but there’s nothing to listen to, only read, thus, we are just ignoring the sexism of men.
what can ya say now huh?
oh yea, number two, if we put that guys can only read up to so and so, would you guys continue or stop? sure would continue right? SO SHUT UP!
XD
Hmm why does it seem that men and women always diss each other? Of course most of it is in fun but sometimes it’s gone way too far (not this one in particular but I could only be bothered to type now XD XD). Some of these jokes are funny. This was rather…mild lol. I agree with what Kuetzal said.
p.s If you’re a man and consider yourself superior to women go find a boyfriend if your sex is so great. Don’t mind us you can obviously do better
I almost peed my pants :]
I do think it’s somewhat true in a way, but sexism is unequal and has no right to be realistic as we are all the same in ways..just that this joke is pretty damn funny i didn’t really care. Everyone is smart.
now all the women are fighting they seem to never listen but we got to live with them they are cool
Actually, Im a woman and i’ve found that pretty girls are as stupid as men, at least at my brainless college anyway…
Einstien was a dude, and u dont hear bout no chick dat waz smarter than him, anyway, i think humans r all pretty dumb except for a handful
Hahaha good joke. Its not a joke only its reality.
Hahaha slap on the cheek of female.
HAHAHA! This is very funny i enjoyed it, and i read everything i couldnt resist reading the entire story
Lol it’s totally true. I never listen to a word a guy says unless it’s under my conditions
haha I like this one:)
Life is to short so laugh as often as you can!
I think the wife in this joke is blonde:D:D:D sorry…. :p
glen these is for u did u like it
oh nowww i get ittt…
hahaha,nice joke
some womens r stupid… like her..
its not a joke its reality of womens
Women must be wiser than men…but men are ten times wiser than women and thats a fact.
I don’t understand why women and men fight. Both men and women are human beings.
If you think you’re better than you’re an idiot.
hhahahahahah funnnny
Ahh, the joke made my day, and then the following argument also made my day
HAHAA x
amazing… absolutely amazing. and so true.
this is funny… but be more funnier, if it ended well.
I partially agree women are smarter than man, but if you observe the world, majority are MEN! who step up. Barrack Obama not Clinton who became the US president. Donald Trump, not some women was rich. Its men who actually does things, we men hustle harder than women. Women probably need men more than men need woman.
hahahahaaaaaaa
whateverrrrrrrrrrrs’ !
x
This is to all the guys who say that women are smarter then men. Nice one guys keep up the good work in makin them think they are smarter!
Throughout your life you’ll encounter smart women, dumb women, smart men and dumb men. It is not the sex that determines the level of brain power, it is just simply genetics.
And this joke is not funny at all, it’s just lame.
Why ladies always smarter when there is money contribution? Is that because because they love money or…. please some body help me….
i want jokes everyday in my website
i just love at how angry this has made everything with a vagina on this page. women cant take jokes at all. women should just stick to what they do best. cooking, cleaning, and not wearing a shirt
It’s just a joke – a funny 1 – but a joke none the less. Enjoy it and shutup.
Red rivan that’s because women were not given the same educatiobal opportunities back then. What a doof. Women & guys are equal & opposite rivals. & all u guys that say women aren’t smart then y do u work so hard to keep a conversation going 2 get her 2 your bed? 2 save u the indignity of having to deal w us just turn asexual or homo.