Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers, continue reading....
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
Moral of the story: Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!
What'd You Think?
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Well though this is meant to be a joke. To jest about one’s stupidity or what-not, then we’ll just laugh about it.
But I do agree with Kuetzal that sexism is indeed silly.and pointless.
Chauvinism,even worse.
And that’s why people should just accept (both men and women), that your capabilities are not determined by your sex or your gender. Stop living within the confines of the Patriarchal mindset.
And yeah, I totally agree with you, drummer girl.
Guys often rack their brains out just to impress a girl they want to date/sleep with. They usually try so hard to sound smart and all that crap. Often the girls have guys eating off the palm of their hands. So, who’s weak and stupid now huh?
Watever it might b d case,guys are still superior.We always be the head of our game.
women always think they are smart but we are 100% smarter than them. why?becuz God is a man.
who says that God is a man??????????????????????????????????? typical for a male to think that!!!!! Sooo NOT true!!!!
That was a nice one……
Men (most of them) are definitely smarter than women (most of them)…..
sorry
its just a joke people, lets just enjoy it no matter the race, colour or gender. Yes the society is patriarchy and so what? i am a man and its not my fault, if anything its the men in control of the system. This is a websites for jokes, lets enjoy the jokes. The jokes undermines men and make women seem clever. But in truth there is clever individuals in both sexes.
That was hilarious, We men are outwited by our female counterparts. Damn!
Men’s mind tend to be carried by women
ok this is ridiculos guys
guys are no more superior to girls, and vice versa
cos one woman made a mistake with words, it doesnt judge a whole race does it now?
jesus christ
wow! why do we have to be the stupid ones…lol.. it’s just a joke so no offense