Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers, continue reading....
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
Moral of the story: Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!
What'd You Think?
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Well though this is meant to be a joke. To jest about one’s stupidity or what-not, then we’ll just laugh about it.
But I do agree with Kuetzal that sexism is indeed silly.and pointless.
Chauvinism,even worse.
And that’s why people should just accept (both men and women), that your capabilities are not determined by your sex or your gender. Stop living within the confines of the Patriarchal mindset.
And yeah, I totally agree with you, drummer girl.
Guys often rack their brains out just to impress a girl they want to date/sleep with. They usually try so hard to sound smart and all that crap. Often the girls have guys eating off the palm of their hands. So, who’s weak and stupid now huh?
Watever it might b d case,guys are still superior.We always be the head of our game.
women always think they are smart but we are 100% smarter than them. why?becuz God is a man.
who says that God is a man??????????????????????????????????? typical for a male to think that!!!!! Sooo NOT true!!!!
That was a nice one……
Men (most of them) are definitely smarter than women (most of them)…..
sorry
its just a joke people, lets just enjoy it no matter the race, colour or gender. Yes the society is patriarchy and so what? i am a man and its not my fault, if anything its the men in control of the system. This is a websites for jokes, lets enjoy the jokes. The jokes undermines men and make women seem clever. But in truth there is clever individuals in both sexes.
That was hilarious, We men are outwited by our female counterparts. Damn!
Men’s mind tend to be carried by women
ok this is ridiculos guys
guys are no more superior to girls, and vice versa
cos one woman made a mistake with words, it doesnt judge a whole race does it now?
jesus christ
wow! why do we have to be the stupid ones…lol.. it’s just a joke so no offense
As a member of the female race i’d like to point out that i DO listen. I just IGNORE things too.
they say man is the head of the family but women are the neck so always she can turn the head exactly where she wants!!
men supposed to be strong and smart…but not know a days…
that was the funniest joke in the world AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if god was a woman jizz would taste like chocolate
I’m a girl and I found this joke funny.
Wow , calm down it’s a joke . I’m a girl , and I, fifteen i thought it was chill , so all you people tripinn’ calm it . this world has come to , calling someone white , white is racist , saying a woman belongs in the kitchen is sexist . it’s opinionss , there not going to stop me doing what i enjoy doing best .
re:idealist says: November 7, 2009 at 2:41 am
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my god, lighten up! it is just a joke site you know, duh….
re:kaylea says: ,December 3, 2009 at 12:19 pm
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ahhh…you think you could translate that into simple english? some of us just aren’t educated in youth-ese.
I can’t believe anyone actually comments about a joke! You either laugh or you don’t .
Randi…GOD said that HE IS a male. If you don’t like it, take it up with HIM!
very funny.I have never read such a joke.I am a girl but still it is superb
it was superbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!
i enjoyed it alotttttttttt
In These Comments: Women freaking out over a joke due to massive insecurity.
@ nabeelah:
haha but what u dnt know is that its the head who controls the neck, not vice versa. woman are not all dumb, but ur comment proves u r. period.
That’s funny
re:Randi
Explain the birth of Jesus Christ to me. God asked Mary to bear his child, if God were female, then that would be considered homosexuality. I do not have a problem with homosexuals, but it says, in the Bible, God condemned homosexuality. And, I severely doubt that God is a hypocite. Ergo God is either of no sex or male
We are living like in the old time . Dinosaures were big, but all disapear. Why? Maybe, they were not aware of the actual war. Men are big and strong, and are filing the parliaments of the all world. They are the ones that are making laws to uplift women, protect them, and obviouly showing them that they are the best…Like dinosaures, we will disapear one of these days. Euh!Men need to come together in an International organization to claim for the men’s rights, men’s day…
now people why are you tripping out , its just a joke.. Thats why you cant have fun anymore people take it to the heart.. wake up Earth and laugh a little stop complaining waaa waaa he / she hurt m,y feelings!!!!
hahahahaha woman woman woman!!!
quote: “who says that God is a man??????????????????????????????????? typical for a male to think that!!!!! Sooo NOT true!!!!”
If you believe in God and the bible, you should know that it says: And God created Adam in his image. So stop the female God crap alright.
Apparently none of you mere earthlings can come up with the simple resolution about whether god is male or female. Here I bequeath it to you all: god transcends gender, the metaphysical transcends gender, the supernatural realm transcends gender, etc, i.e. GOD IS NEITHER MALE NOR FEMALE. bang goes the gavel, case closed….or is it?! just a little of your earth anxiety taking over my superior interstellar alien changeling life-form for a moment.
lol it shows how stupid both men and women are in fact the human race to even think that “god” could be a man or a woman, rather than an entity with no masculine or feminine qualities at all. An entity with no morals and no compassion, simply an entity entirely derieved from humanities own insecurities about death and needing something to be there when we go lol were all very sad ppl really and should learn to relax we are at the end of the day our own gods, our lives evolve around our selves man or woman!!!
this joke is very good i like itwell
cool joke buddy….
This is funny!! You guys don’t need to be fighting over this it’s just a joke. I’m sure the person who wrote this joke didn’t mean it he just wanted to be funny. So take a chill pill people. And where did god come from this joke has nothing to do with god.
How did this turn out to do with sex of god. It’s just a joke
ahah.. lmao!!! pff!! its a lil sexxist thoough. btw,, im a guurl!!
arizoona.. says:
January 27, 2010 at 2:03 pm
ahah.. lmao!!! pff!! its a lil sexxist thoough. btw,, im a guurl!!
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re: Lurn how tah sssppel! It is gurel, not guurl!
hahahahaha i luv these comments they r never ending!!!!! lmfao!
n 3 years i will come back n there will b more!!!
SOMEONE MUST’VE PICKED DA RIGHT JOKE 2 POST!!!!!