Ladies, Read Only The First Part - Men, The Rest
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”
The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers, continue reading….
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!
What'd You Think?
(89 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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October 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 am
now all the women are fighting they seem to never listen but we got to live with them they are cool
October 1st, 2008 at 10:46 pm
I almost peed my pants :]
I do think it’s somewhat true in a way, but sexism is unequal and has no right to be realistic as we are all the same in ways..just that this joke is pretty damn funny i didn’t really care. Everyone is smart.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:08 am
Hmm why does it seem that men and women always diss each other? Of course most of it is in fun but sometimes it’s gone way too far (not this one in particular but I could only be bothered to type now XD XD). Some of these jokes are funny. This was rather…mild lol. I agree with what Kuetzal said.
p.s If you’re a man and consider yourself superior to women go find a boyfriend if your sex is so great. Don’t mind us you can obviously do better
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:25 am
actually, women do listen. but there’s nothing to listen to, only read, thus, we are just ignoring the sexism of men.
what can ya say now huh?
oh yea, number two, if we put that guys can only read up to so and so, would you guys continue or stop? sure would continue right? SO SHUT UP!
XD
November 21st, 2007 at 6:01 pm
There are dumb men and dumb women. There are smart women and smart men. One thing is for sure, without them both, none of us would be here now. Sexism is stupid. Appreciate diversity and relish our differences. Personally, I’m gay. I consider gay men and lesbians to be sexes 3 and 4 (no, not necessarily in that order). From my perspective, you straight people are funny with all your wrangling over who’s the best or worst of this and that.
If you could ever get over yourselves and your petty attitudes, you could bring peace to the planet, cure cancer *and* AIDS, and feed the world. Silly, silly, silly. 
November 16th, 2007 at 4:14 am
Beyond brilliant - have heard the first part of the joke before and ya the end was better and yes we never listen!!
November 12th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
omg thats so sexist what the hell is wrong with us men we are the same species as them (my whole theory on sexism is on jokes for women about men)
November 8th, 2007 at 12:47 am
Yeah women are smarter, but why didnt the woman wish just for her husband to have a heart attack and not her? okay she was stupid
November 5th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
omfg lol
October 19th, 2007 at 10:19 am
I am a man I agree women are smarter but we arent complete morons. -.-
October 18th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Haha Probably the funniest joke on here!!!!
October 16th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
to bad eve picked the forbidden fruit that god told them not to eat
October 15th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
Freakin right…men rock! Long live the dong!
October 5th, 2007 at 10:06 am
HAHAHAHAHA i don’t listen at ALL
September 26th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Why do I find it slightly ironic that people with the spelling of 5 year olds are claiming that their sex is ‘intellectually dominant’?
Piss off.
September 25th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
women are still so much smarter then men! if this joke was in vice versa of sexes, men wud hav still scrolld regardless what!
September 21st, 2007 at 6:51 am
women r so much more mature then men.
September 20th, 2007 at 12:41 am
i do believe that women are lot smarter than men..u like that ha, ladies. well, look what eve done to adam now we are in a big mess!!!!!!!
September 14th, 2007 at 8:51 am
Same thing as Alex ^^
August 17th, 2007 at 5:09 am
haha this is a good one cuz i had already read the first part but the other part is even funnier =D ^^