Knock Knock #6

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A Fred!
A Fred who?
Who’s a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

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Knock Knock #6 was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 12:44 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Knock Knock #11,  Knock Knock #21,  Knock Knock #8,  Knock Knock #10,  Knock Knock #3.