Knock Knock #21

Knock, knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way. Knock, Knock. Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! Knock, knock. Who's there? Woo. Woo, who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis-see!

Knock Knock #21

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Knock Knock #21 was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 12:53 pmin Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Knock Knock #8 , Knock Knock #13 , Knock Knock #12 , Knock Knock #10 , Knock Knock #7 .

16 Comments to “Knock Knock #21”

• melissa says:

  August 26, 2007 at 6:51 pm

  I lyk the fourth one its funiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
• jordan says:

  September 4, 2007 at 3:29 pm

  If I am to leave a comment I should be like everyone else and have it make no sense. Lyk dis! I lub all uh deez nock nocks dey are sooooo silliiiiiiiiiii
• Marissa says:

  September 29, 2007 at 10:40 pm

  ew. why would you do that? do you even know her? wow. your pretty gay.
• nessa says:

  November 10, 2007 at 6:16 pm

  Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Police.
  Police who?
  Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

  they are awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• To says:

  January 26, 2008 at 10:15 pm

  Knock Knock
  Who’s there Me
  Me who
  Me how many times do i have to tell you
• lazeena says:

  February 20, 2008 at 2:59 pm

  knock knock who there me ur jokes stinks
• JoelofArabia says:

  February 26, 2008 at 4:17 pm

  knock knock

  who’s there?

  low dap

  low dap who?

  yes, quite
• Escalator says:

  March 10, 2008 at 8:54 pm

  knock knock
  hus der
  Ur
  Ur Who
  Ur jokes sucks!!!!!
• TJ says:

  March 19, 2008 at 2:32 pm

  Knock Knock

  whos there

  Ya

  Ya who?

  YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
• Jenny says:

  March 24, 2008 at 1:07 pm

  KNOCK KNOCK
  WHOS THERE
  YOU SUCK
  YOU SUCK WHO
  YOU SUCK AT TELLING JOKES

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
• Chelseaaaa says:

  June 2, 2008 at 8:36 am

  you all are gay. you suck at jokes (:
  peaceeeee out!
• Jean says:

  June 3, 2008 at 9:59 pm

  Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Police.
  Police who?
  Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

  this is the only one that i ALMOST smiled at.. the rest… pretty much… sucked…
  i quite liked this one because its applicable to all these *jokes* here..
• anonymous says:

  October 17, 2008 at 7:03 am

  hello im pj and im proud to say im gay
  knock knock
  who’s there
  im
  im who im gay
• Mark says:

  January 30, 2009 at 6:08 pm

  tHEY WERE PRETTY GOOD, NOT THE BEST BUT PRETTY GOOD ESPECIALLY,

  KNOCK KNOCK
  WHO’S THERE?
  pOLICE
  POLICE WHO?
  POLICE STOP TELLING THESE AWFUL KNOCK, KNOCK JOKES
• scutterman says:

  April 29, 2009 at 6:08 pm

  I take it from the comments that people were expecting funny knock knock jokes. Have you ever heard a funny one (after about age 8)? Their humour is in their groan factor, so chill with all the comments m’kay?
• pligg.com says:

  September 29, 2009 at 12:57 pm

  Knock Knock Jokes…

  Knock knock, who’s there? Jokes. Jokes who? Funny and Jokes! ROFL. Ok, that was terrible, we’re sorry. Try these funnier knock knock jokes instead. If they suck, we’ll that’s too bad….