Knock Knock #21


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis-see!

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Knock Knock #21 was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 12:53 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Knock Knock #11,  Knock Knock #8,  Knock Knock #10,  Knock Knock #3,  Knock Knock #19.


12 Responses to “Knock Knock #21”

  1. melissa Says:
    August 26th, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    I lyk the fourth one its funiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  2. jordan Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    If I am to leave a comment I should be like everyone else and have it make no sense. Lyk dis! I lub all uh deez nock nocks dey are sooooo silliiiiiiiiiii

  3. Marissa Says:
    September 29th, 2007 at 10:40 pm

    ew. why would you do that? do you even know her? wow. your pretty gay.

  4. nessa Says:
    November 10th, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

    they are awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. To Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there Me
    Me who
    Me how many times do i have to tell you

  6. lazeena Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    knock knock who there me ur jokes stinks

  7. JoelofArabia Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    knock knock

    who’s there?

    low dap

    low dap who?

    yes, quite

  8. Escalator Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    knock knock
    hus der
    Ur
    Ur Who
    Ur jokes sucks!!!!!

  9. TJ Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Knock Knock

    whos there

    Ya

    Ya who?

    YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  10. Jenny Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHOS THERE
    YOU SUCK
    YOU SUCK WHO
    YOU SUCK AT TELLING JOKES

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

  11. Chelseaaaa Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 8:36 am

    you all are gay. you suck at jokes (:
    peaceeeee out!

  12. Jean Says:
    June 3rd, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

    this is the only one that i ALMOST smiled at.. the rest… pretty much… sucked…
    i quite liked this one because its applicable to all these *jokes* here..

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