Comments on: Knock Knock #16 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:38:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8-bleeding-edge hourly 1 By: sammi http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-11267 sammi Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:32:40 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=190#comment-11267 i think they are ok some of them were not funny and some i did not even understand i think this one wil make you laugh!!p.s:if it does not just say sammi that is not funny. Knock Knock! Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door. Knock Knock Who's there ! Four Eggs! Four Eggs who ? Four Eggs ample ! Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze ! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? You talk like an owl! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dishwasher. Dishwasher who? Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth! Knock, Knock Who's there? Pudding! Pudding who? Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea! Knock, Knock Who's there? Leaf Leaf who? Leaf me alone! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Wire. Wire who? Why are you asking? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita a tissue! Ah Choo! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house? Knock, Knock. Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock knock. Who's there? Ketchchup Ketchchup who? Kethchup to me and I will tell you. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry. It's only a joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I knew you were nuts ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door ! i hpe you like my knock knock jokes they are on other websites and my friends all know them aswell ok cya l8r allig8r! lol rofl lmao p.s: lol means laugh out loud, rofl means roll on floor laughin and lmao means laugh my ass off. ok cya l8r allig8r..! i think they are ok some of them were not funny and some i did not even understand i think this one wil make you laugh!!p.s:if it does not just say sammi that is not funny.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door.

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn’t sneeze !

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !

i hpe you like my knock knock jokes they are on other websites and my friends all know them aswell ok cya l8r allig8r! lol rofl lmao

p.s: lol means laugh out loud, rofl means roll on floor laughin and lmao means laugh my ass off.
ok cya l8r allig8r..!

]]> By: Mallory & Ty & DJ http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-9306 Mallory & Ty & DJ Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:25:20 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=190#comment-9306 We enjoyed these jokes. In particular the knock knock joke with dishes..... Peace and laughter We enjoyed these jokes. In particular the knock knock joke with dishes…..
Peace and laughter

]]> By: bob http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-9207 bob Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:44:21 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=190#comment-9207 your jokes are gay your jokes are gay

]]> By: TJ http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-8946 TJ Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:36:33 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=190#comment-8946 KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE YA YA WHO? YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

YA

YA WHO?

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

]]> By: corinna leonard http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-8230 corinna leonard Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:00:01 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=190#comment-8230 these are so lame and stupid!my dog thinks you are crazy! these are so lame and stupid!my dog thinks you are crazy!

]]> By: mariah lovine http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-8229 mariah lovine Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:57:37 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=190#comment-8229 Your jokes are very lame! Your jokes are very lame!

]]> By: mariah lovine http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-8228 mariah lovine Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:56:59 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=190#comment-8228 These jokes are kinda stupid! These jokes are kinda stupid!

]]> By: kisha http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-8090 kisha Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:00:52 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=190#comment-8090 these jokes are not funny at all who thought of these oh please sit down! these jokes are not funny at all who thought of these oh please sit down!

]]> By: ehssuc http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-7401 ehssuc Sun, 06 Jan 2008 06:48:10 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=190#comment-7401 knock knock whos there boo boo hoo dont cry its just a joke knock knock
whos there
boo
boo hoo
dont cry its just a joke

]]> By: matt http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-7184 matt Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:39:08 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/blog/?p=190#comment-7184 knock knock who's there dummy dummy who dummy a favor and STOP TELLING THESE LAME JOKES!!!!!!! knock knock
who’s there
dummy
dummy who
dummy a favor and STOP TELLING THESE LAME JOKES!!!!!!!

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