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	<title>Comments on: Knock Knock #16</title>
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		<title>By: R-dog</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-25141</link>
		<dc:creator>R-dog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Knock knock
Who&#039;s there?
Police! Open Up!

you can&#039;t really reply to that, can you???? :-) LOL ROFL LMAO</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Knock knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Police! Open Up!</p>
<p>you can&#8217;t really reply to that, can you???? <img src='http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  LOL ROFL LMAO</p>
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		<title>By: Abbbie</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-24785</link>
		<dc:creator>Abbbie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL LOL LOL
these are funny</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL LOL LOL<br />
these are funny</p>
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		<title>By: sammi</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-11267</link>
		<dc:creator>sammi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think they are ok some of them were not funny and some i did not even understand i think this one wil make you laugh!!p.s:if it does not just say sammi that is not funny.

 Knock Knock!
Who&#039;s there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door. 

Knock Knock
Who&#039;s there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Knock knock
Who&#039;s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who&#039;s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who&#039;s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn&#039;t say banana ? 
 

Knock Knock
Who&#039;s there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn&#039;t sneeze ! 


Knock, Knock.
Who&#039;s there?
Nobel. 
Nobel who?
No bell, that&#039;s why I knocked!

Knock, Knock. 
Who&#039;s there? 
Hoo. 
Hoo who? 
You talk like an owl!

 

Knock, Knock. 
Who&#039;s there? 
Dishwasher. 
Dishwasher who? 
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!

 

Knock, Knock 
Who&#039;s there? 
Pudding! 
Pudding who? 
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

 

Knock, Knock 
Who&#039;s there? 
Leaf 
Leaf who? 
Leaf me alone! 
 

 

Knock, Knock. 
Who&#039;s there? 
Tank. 
Tank who? 
You&#039;re welcome!

 

Knock, Knock. 
Who&#039;s there? 
Wire. 
Wire who? 
Why are you asking?

 

Knock, Knock. 
Who&#039;s there? 
Anita. 
Anita who? 
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

 

Knock, Knock.
Who&#039;s there?
Water. 
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

 

Knock, Knock.
Who&#039;s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don&#039;t know, you tell me!

 

Knock knock.
Who&#039;s there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.

 

Knock knock.
Who&#039;s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don&#039;t cry. It&#039;s only a joke.
 

 

Knock knock.
Who&#039;s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I&#039;m fine, Hawaii you?

 

Knock, Knock.
Who&#039;s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! 
 

 
 
Knock Knock
Who&#039;s there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts ! 
Knock Knock
Who&#039;s there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go &#039;moo&#039; not who!
 
Knock Knock
Who&#039;s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !

i hpe you like my knock knock jokes they are on other websites and my friends all know them aswell ok cya l8r allig8r! lol rofl lmao 

p.s: lol means laugh out loud, rofl means roll on floor laughin and lmao means laugh my ass off.
ok cya l8r allig8r..!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think they are ok some of them were not funny and some i did not even understand i think this one wil make you laugh!!p.s:if it does not just say sammi that is not funny.</p>
<p> Knock Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there !<br />
B-4 !<br />
B-4 who ?<br />
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door. </p>
<p>Knock Knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there !<br />
Four Eggs!<br />
Four Eggs who ?<br />
Four Eggs ample !</p>
<p>Knock knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Banana.<br />
Banana who?<br />
Knock knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Banana.<br />
Banana who?<br />
Knock knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Orange.<br />
Orange who?<br />
Orange you glad I didn&#8217;t say banana ? </p>
<p>Knock Knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there !<br />
Bless !<br />
Bless who ?<br />
I didn&#8217;t sneeze ! </p>
<p>Knock, Knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Nobel.<br />
Nobel who?<br />
No bell, that&#8217;s why I knocked!</p>
<p>Knock, Knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Hoo.<br />
Hoo who?<br />
You talk like an owl!</p>
<p>Knock, Knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Dishwasher.<br />
Dishwasher who?<br />
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!</p>
<p>Knock, Knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Pudding!<br />
Pudding who?<br />
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!</p>
<p>Knock, Knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Leaf<br />
Leaf who?<br />
Leaf me alone! </p>
<p>Knock, Knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Tank.<br />
Tank who?<br />
You&#8217;re welcome!</p>
<p>Knock, Knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Wire.<br />
Wire who?<br />
Why are you asking?</p>
<p>Knock, Knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Anita.<br />
Anita who?<br />
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!</p>
<p>Knock, Knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Water.<br />
Water who?<br />
Water you doing in my house?</p>
<p>Knock, Knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
I love.<br />
I love who?<br />
I don&#8217;t know, you tell me!</p>
<p>Knock knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Ketchchup<br />
Ketchchup who?<br />
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.</p>
<p>Knock knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Boo.<br />
Boo who?<br />
Don&#8217;t cry. It&#8217;s only a joke.</p>
<p>Knock knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Hawaii.<br />
Hawaii who?<br />
I&#8217;m fine, Hawaii you?</p>
<p>Knock, Knock.<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Police.<br />
Police who?<br />
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! </p>
<p>Knock Knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there !<br />
Cash !<br />
Cash who ?<br />
I knew you were nuts !<br />
Knock Knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there ?<br />
Cows !<br />
Cows who ?<br />
Cows go &#8216;moo&#8217; not who!</p>
<p>Knock Knock<br />
Who&#8217;s there !<br />
Dishes !<br />
Dishes who ?<br />
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !</p>
<p>i hpe you like my knock knock jokes they are on other websites and my friends all know them aswell ok cya l8r allig8r! lol rofl lmao </p>
<p>p.s: lol means laugh out loud, rofl means roll on floor laughin and lmao means laugh my ass off.<br />
ok cya l8r allig8r..!</p>
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		<title>By: Mallory &#38; Ty &#38; DJ</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-9306</link>
		<dc:creator>Mallory &#38; Ty &#38; DJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We enjoyed these jokes. In particular the knock knock joke with dishes.....
Peace and laughter</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We enjoyed these jokes. In particular the knock knock joke with dishes&#8230;..<br />
Peace and laughter</p>
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		<title>By: bob</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-9207</link>
		<dc:creator>bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>your jokes are gay</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>your jokes are gay</p>
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		<title>By: TJ</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-8946</link>
		<dc:creator>TJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

YA

YA WHO?

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>KNOCK KNOCK</p>
<p>WHOS THERE</p>
<p>YA</p>
<p>YA WHO?</p>
<p>YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: corinna leonard</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-8230</link>
		<dc:creator>corinna leonard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>these are so lame and stupid!my dog thinks you are crazy!</description>
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		<title>By: mariah lovine</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-8229</link>
		<dc:creator>mariah lovine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your jokes are very lame!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your jokes are very lame!</p>
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		<title>By: mariah lovine</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-8228</link>
		<dc:creator>mariah lovine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These jokes are kinda stupid!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These jokes are kinda stupid!</p>
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		<title>By: kisha</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/knock-knock-16.html/comment-page-1#comment-8090</link>
		<dc:creator>kisha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>these jokes are not funny at all who thought of these oh please sit down!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>these jokes are not funny at all who thought of these oh please sit down!</p>
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