Knock Knock #16
Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Tarzan!
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favor and go away!!
What'd You Think?
(38 votes, average: 3.34 out of 5)
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September 23rd, 2007 at 9:03 am
RUBBISH
September 29th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
some of them are pretty funny.
but some are pretty stupid and
don’t really make sense.
November 28th, 2007 at 1:23 am
Knock knock
who’s there!
shelby
shelby who
shell be come in round the mountain when she comes.
December 19th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
knock knock
who’s there
dummy
dummy who
dummy a favor and STOP TELLING THESE LAME JOKES!!!!!!!
January 6th, 2008 at 2:48 am
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo hoo
dont cry its just a joke
January 30th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
these jokes are not funny at all who thought of these oh please sit down!
February 11th, 2008 at 8:56 am
These jokes are kinda stupid!
February 11th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Your jokes are very lame!
February 11th, 2008 at 9:00 am
these are so lame and stupid!my dog thinks you are crazy!
March 19th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
YA
YA WHO?
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
March 25th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
your jokes are gay
March 28th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
We enjoyed these jokes. In particular the knock knock joke with dishes…..
Peace and laughter
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:32 am
i think they are ok some of them were not funny and some i did not even understand i think this one wil make you laugh!!p.s:if it does not just say sammi that is not funny.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn’t sneeze !
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door !
i hpe you like my knock knock jokes they are on other websites and my friends all know them aswell ok cya l8r allig8r! lol rofl lmao
p.s: lol means laugh out loud, rofl means roll on floor laughin and lmao means laugh my ass off.
ok cya l8r allig8r..!