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Knock Knock #1

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Xenia!
Xenia who?
Xenia stealing my sweets!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by know!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zany!
Zany who?
Zany body home!

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Knock Knock #1 was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 12:41 pmin Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Knock Knock #7 , Knock Knock #11 , Knock Knock #10 , Knock Knock #3 , Knock Knock #14 .

2 Comments to “Knock Knock #1”

tim mcmahon says:

January 22, 2009 at 5:09 am

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sonia
Sonia who?
Sonia your shoulder and its horrible!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lydia
Lydia who?
Lydia dustbin has blown off!
porch says:

September 29, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Knock Knock
who’s there?
Porch
porch who?
PORCHMONKEYS ARE N?I?G?G?ERS

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