Kiss and Slap

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Kansas. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it’s obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each because of the looks they’re giving each other. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it goes pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there in silence without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself: “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.” The General manager is thinking: “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss that girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped and hit me!” The young woman was sitting there thinking: “I’m glad he kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!” The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his general manager all at the same time!

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