Killer Jigsaw Puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde replied, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s just have a nice cup of tea, and then ..” He sighed… “We’ll put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box…”
What'd You Think?
(42 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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August 3rd, 2007 at 5:03 am
i really dont want to turn out like that
August 4th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
damn blondes r really stupid!
August 6th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
THIS SHIT WAS FU**ING FUNNY I WAS CRACKING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO
August 6th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
ok i don’t get that… i am gonna read it again… ooo ok i get it now haha
August 6th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
this was hecka funny! i love blonde jokes!
August 15th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
I havent laughed that much in years give me more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 16th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
that was a fu**ing pisser man
August 18th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
thats sooo funny i couldnt stop laughing and had to tell my friend who always slags me for being blonde !
loved it !
August 19th, 2007 at 12:59 am
Thats pretty funny but i hav heard way better..
August 22nd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAH…THAT GURL HAD TO BE A BLONDE HAHAHAHAHAHHA
August 29th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
hey i tried that it was hard, but i did it……. just kiddin’ GREAT JOKE, heard it before though
August 30th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
that was good
September 13th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
LMAO…very funny…stop being haters! blondes are also intelligent, they just know when it’s okay to be silly to!
September 24th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
haha… love this joke
September 25th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHHA! yet blondes are evn that thick! its the way the b/f sed it! tony the tiger!
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:16 am
Joke was funny, but I didn’t laugh. The stereotypical blonde comes from the fact that most blondes want to get through life easily using their looks, they whine or cry, use their looks ect. to get what they want, like a rich husband. There’s your answer.
October 8th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
damn americans im australian the closest thing we have is corn flakes which has a rooster on the box!
October 20th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
IM GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 29th, 2007 at 12:24 am
I wonder if her boyfriend is cute?
November 7th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
speaking from a non blonde and thus non defensive point of view, that was actually crap.
November 19th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
LOL OMFG xD