Killer Jigsaw Puzzle


A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde replied, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”

He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s justĀ have a nice cup of tea, and then ..” He sighed… “We’ll put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box…”

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21 Responses to “Killer Jigsaw Puzzle”

  1. amy Says:

    i really dont want to turn out like that

  2. lilpimpgurl Says:

    damn blondes r really stupid!

  3. CHUPITOS Says:

    THIS SHIT WAS FU**ING FUNNY I WAS CRACKING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO :)

  4. mzmixalot Says:

    ok i don’t get that… i am gonna read it again… ooo ok i get it now haha

  5. RiA Says:

    this was hecka funny! i love blonde jokes!

  6. Gillian Says:

    I havent laughed that much in years give me more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. dst;lk;lsdx Says:

    that was a fu**ing pisser man

  8. Kaylz Says:

    thats sooo funny i couldnt stop laughing and had to tell my friend who always slags me for being blonde ! :) loved it !

  9. Rana Says:

    Thats pretty funny but i hav heard way better..

  10. adreiana Says:

    HAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAH…THAT GURL HAD TO BE A BLONDE HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  11. madison Says:

    hey i tried that it was hard, but i did it……. just kiddin’ GREAT JOKE, heard it before though

  12. rosa Says:

    that was good

  13. Brittany Says:

    LMAO…very funny…stop being haters! blondes are also intelligent, they just know when it’s okay to be silly to!

  14. Benito;) Says:

    haha… love this joke

  15. RoRo Says:

    HAHAHAHAHHA! yet blondes are evn that thick! its the way the b/f sed it! tony the tiger! :P

  16. Wolf Child Says:

    Joke was funny, but I didn’t laugh. The stereotypical blonde comes from the fact that most blondes want to get through life easily using their looks, they whine or cry, use their looks ect. to get what they want, like a rich husband. There’s your answer.

  17. Jacqui Says:

    damn americans im australian the closest thing we have is corn flakes which has a rooster on the box!

  18. bob Says:

    IM GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Pinkey Says:

    I wonder if her boyfriend is cute?

  20. Monroe1 Says:

    speaking from a non blonde and thus non defensive point of view, that was actually crap.

  21. Yo mama Says:

    LOL OMFG xD

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