Kids Jokes
We really should do more of these, while some of our jokes are meant for a more "adult" crowd (still safe for work and not vulgar or anything) - we'd like to post some jokes catered more towards are younger readers. Specifically, short and simple jokes that kids can remember and tell their friends for a quick laugh.
What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant!
Why did the kid study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education!
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA? Because it has 4 A's and one B! (PS - kids... Alabama really isn't a smart state!)
Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk!
What runs but never walks? Water!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? A Minnie van!
How did Noah see the animals on the Ark at night? With flood lights!
Feel free to add your own kids jokes in the comments. Try to make them suitable for your own 7 year old child, and something you wouldn't be upset at them repeated (no gross Johnny jokes for example).
What'd You Think?
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HA HA! U IDIOTS
ur not funny haha
haha there so funny !
as if
there funny
these r not funny ps noah cyrus lives on10629 sombra verde
Uh I think they’re OK!
that was really dummmm
If you people will REALISE that these are KIDS JOKES then you will know why they werent funny to you! or ARE you a KID!?!?!?!?!?
Yes I am.
Funny
PS I seriously am a kid
im a kid and i find these jokes serously not funny. they are the least funniest jokes ever
Why is it that nobody played cards on Noah’s ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
they are funny to little kids (are u a little kid?)
they are good not!
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they are so laim
its not funny to tell
:v good
Why were all the numbers afraid of the number seven? Because seven ate/eight nine (7, 8, 9)!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange! Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?
Silly Sally was swinging in her back yard one day. She kept swinging higher, and higher, and higher. When her mom saw her swinging so high, she yelled at Sally saying, “Sally, you quit swinging so high! That boy next door will see your underwear!” Silly Sally just laughed and laughed! She knew that boy next door wouldn’t see her underwear! She wasn’t wearing any!