Comments on: Kentucky Fried Prayer

By: Nat

Nat — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 02:45:20 +0000

I’ve heard this before but like this:

Ronald McDonald (Yes the clown from Mcds, well done) says to the Pope, I’ll give you a million dollars for the Church if you do something for me. The Pope agrees and asks what he wants.
Ron says, change the words in the lord’s prayer from ‘give us our daily bread’ to give us our daily hamburgers.’ The Pope wants the money for the church, so says yes.

He goes back to the church and says to the bishops, I have good news and bad news.
Whats the good news? They ask.
The good news is, I got a million dollars for the church.
Great! And the bad news? They ask.
The bad news is, we just lost our contract with Hovis.

(Hovis is a brand of bread in UK/Ireland btw).

By: Kiki

Kiki — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 07:10:03 +0000

So much hate…..

By: ewqe

ewqe — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:25:23 +0000

to make a good joke for a child try using under 3 words so you can keep their attention. Also try no to make the words longer than 3 letters. After that all the little kiddes should laugh.

By: douglas prince

douglas prince — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:54:08 +0000

whats everyone upset about? its simple. the joke is dumb.

By: Fatgit

Fatgit — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:34:40 +0000

In The Lord’s Prayer the line is give us this day our daily bread. The joke is making out that the ONLY reason we say give us this day our daily BREAD is because The Lord’s Prayer is sponsored by a company THAT MAKES BREAD!

How much more simple can the joke, or you that don’t understand it for that matter, get?!?!?!

By: Swamp

Swamp — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:36:12 +0000

wow. the joke was simple, but the comments are way funnier. Thanks everyone (especially emily & fdklsdkfm) for making my day better.

By: snorider323

snorider323 — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:53:21 +0000

ppl its an easy joke to get…i think whoever cannot spell, needs to learn how to. if u didnt like the joke dont coment it. if u didnt get it then think about it for awhile…thnx, peace

By: Wolf Child

Wolf Child — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:51:37 +0000

*Sigh* They said the wonderbread was “God’s” prayer meaning wonderbread used them as advertising.

And Emily you’re school smart dosen’t mean you will know everything in the world.

By: emily

emily — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 19:37:00 +0000

i dont get it.. so that means im dumb ???
at school i was in top sets for everything
i did my gcses 2 years early
but im dumb coz i dont get a joke ??
okayyy if ya say so mate..

By: Anthony

Anthony — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:26:20 +0000

umm wtf…… LOST!