Kentucky Fried Prayer
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day [...]
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Im not that smart so the end of joke didnt quite make sense to me
hw the hell do you not get that joke, god sum ppl r so stupid,
i think that wz a gr8 jke
At least Pinkey was able to use real words in their response. But I agree, not that complicated of a joke.
HES RIGHT
i dont get because im not a fucking homo like u fukwits
we’re homos? why? because we use les than 1 % of our braisn to get thijs simple joke? swe’re fuckweitsd? becasuew we are smarter, adn problabl more fit, than ur aftass, so shut it
Wow. I think less than 10% of those words were actually spelled correctly. But, please refrain yourselves from using “gay” and “homo” insults. It’s very rude. This was a very simple joke, and to those of you that didn’t understand it, consider mental counseling.
umm wtf…… LOST!
i dont get it.. so that means im dumb ???
at school i was in top sets for everything
i did my gcses 2 years early
but im dumb coz i dont get a joke ??
okayyy if ya say so mate..
*Sigh* They said the wonderbread was “God’s” prayer meaning wonderbread used them as advertising.
And Emily you’re school smart dosen’t mean you will know everything in the world.
ppl its an easy joke to get…i think whoever cannot spell, needs to learn how to. if u didnt like the joke dont coment it. if u didnt get it then think about it for awhile…thnx, peace
wow. the joke was simple, but the comments are way funnier. Thanks everyone (especially emily & fdklsdkfm) for making my day better.
In The Lord’s Prayer the line is give us this day our daily bread. The joke is making out that the ONLY reason we say give us this day our daily BREAD is because The Lord’s Prayer is sponsored by a company THAT MAKES BREAD!
How much more simple can the joke, or you that don’t understand it for that matter, get?!?!?!
whats everyone upset about? its simple. the joke is dumb.
to make a good joke for a child try using under 3 words so you can keep their attention. Also try no to make the words longer than 3 letters. After that all the little kiddes should laugh.
So much hate…..
I’ve heard this before but like this:
Ronald McDonald (Yes the clown from Mcds, well done) says to the Pope, I’ll give you a million dollars for the Church if you do something for me. The Pope agrees and asks what he wants.
Ron says, change the words in the lord’s prayer from ‘give us our daily bread’ to give us our daily hamburgers.’ The Pope wants the money for the church, so says yes.
He goes back to the church and says to the bishops, I have good news and bad news.
Whats the good news? They ask.
The good news is, I got a million dollars for the church.
Great! And the bad news? They ask.
The bad news is, we just lost our contract with Hovis.
(Hovis is a brand of bread in UK/Ireland btw).