Keeping It In The Family
One morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in D.C and his name is Jeff.”
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. “Honey, I have to talk with you. Your Mother and I have been married a long time. She’s a wonderful wife but she’s never offered much excitement in the bedroom, I have fooled around with other women a lot. Jeff is actually your half-brother, and I’m afraid you can’t marry him.” Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight months she eventually started dating again.
A year later she came home and very proudly announced, “Mitch asked me to marry him! We’re getting married in June.” Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. “Mitch is your half-brother too, Hun. I’m terribly sorry about this.”
Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her Mother and tell her. “Dad has done so much harm. I guess I’m never going to get married,” she complained. “Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my half-brother.” Hillary just shook her head. Don’t pay any attention to what he says dear. He’s not really your father.”
What'd You Think?
(52 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)
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November 6th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
lol awsome thats totally wicked!!!
November 7th, 2007 at 4:22 am
wot a load of crap its not even funny
November 8th, 2007 at 12:19 am
if hes not her father then why is she living with him? LAME!!!!!!!
November 9th, 2007 at 11:58 am
lol, omg, haaa. That’s soo sad, yet soo funny.
November 9th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
TTly lame i mean who likes that kind of sick joke?
I give it a thumbs down!
November 10th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Oh c’mon everyone…it was funny! and for once no curse words…yeah
November 10th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
shelby get a sense of humor… lol it was funny as F**k
November 12th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
Eww this is bad cmon i need funyn stuff and not so long
November 12th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
I think it was kinda weird and i had to read it again to get it. LAMO! i like funnier jokes thank you.
November 13th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
this was funny hahahahahah
November 13th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Ok what da hell kind of joke is this. Who ever came up with this joke needs their a– whooped, seriously. Never again show this joke to anyone.
November 13th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
i agree wt everyone who says it waz stupid
theres no meaning to it
November 15th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
cant believe you dont get it! The father was her half- father!
November 15th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
um… ha ha ha …
November 16th, 2007 at 6:41 am
babe gurl again you love this joke site dont you
this joke was…. er…..funny
November 21st, 2007 at 9:35 pm
ITS OKAY IT SHOLUDN’T HAVE CARRIED ON SO MUCH
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:52 am
Thats not good, the same story is in a song by maddness called shame and scandel.
November 25th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
I get it. It’s just not at all funny. Just dumb.
November 26th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
2 long but it was alrigth i want to hear a joke that rocks my socks!!!
November 30th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
this is a funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are smart enough to understand it!!!!!!!
November 30th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
i agree w/ the mayor
December 1st, 2007 at 10:00 pm
messed up man it sucks
December 5th, 2007 at 8:53 am
What is it with all you pathetic twits? The moment something is even slightly out of the ‘politically correct zone’ you get your panties in a twist. “ZOMGWTFBBQ, he iz nt being faithfull 2 her!!!!111111oneone2″ — WHO. CARES? (Rhetorical question… obviously the plethora of whiners care, but I digress.)
Even worse are the people who complain about jokes that are “too long” when they’re actually “just right”. A good half of any joke is in the set-up; without the set-up this joke would fall flat, with it you get a chuckle. When you manage to progress past one-liners and knock-knock jokes, perhaps you’d understand that.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:36 am
Boo, my thoughts exactly. I have said the same thing to many a comments and no one else has ever commented on that joke again. Thank you. *glares at all the two year olds* Think twice people, if you can even think.
May 13th, 2008 at 11:40 am
it really is not funny