Keeping It In The Family
One morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in D.C and his name is Jeff."
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have to talk with you. Your Mother and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful wife but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom, I have fooled around with other women a lot. Jeff is actually your half-brother, and I'm afraid you can't marry him." Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight months she eventually started dating again.
A year later she came home and very proudly announced, "Mitch asked me to marry him! We're getting married in June." Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Mitch is your half-brother too, Hun. I'm terribly sorry about this."
Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her Mother and tell her. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," she complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my half-brother." Hillary just shook her head. Don't pay any attention to what he says dear. He's not really your father."
What'd You Think?
(71 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)
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lol awsome thats totally wicked!!!
wot a load of crap its not even funny
if hes not her father then why is she living with him? LAME!!!!!!!
lol, omg, haaa. That’s soo sad, yet soo funny.
TTly lame i mean who likes that kind of sick joke?
I give it a thumbs down!
Oh c’mon everyone…it was funny! and for once no curse words…yeah
shelby get a sense of humor… lol it was funny as F**k
Eww this is bad cmon i need funyn stuff and not so long
I think it was kinda weird and i had to read it again to get it. LAMO! i like funnier jokes thank you.
this was funny hahahahahah
Ok what da hell kind of joke is this. Who ever came up with this joke needs their a– whooped, seriously. Never again show this joke to anyone.
i agree wt everyone who says it waz stupid
theres no meaning to it
cant believe you dont get it! The father was her half- father!
um… ha ha ha …
babe gurl again you love this joke site dont you
this joke was…. er…..funny
ITS OKAY IT SHOLUDN’T HAVE CARRIED ON SO MUCH
Thats not good, the same story is in a song by maddness called shame and scandel.
I get it. It’s just not at all funny. Just dumb.
2 long but it was alrigth i want to hear a joke that rocks my socks!!!
this is a funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are smart enough to understand it!!!!!!!
i agree w/ the mayor
messed up man it sucks
What is it with all you pathetic twits? The moment something is even slightly out of the ‘politically correct zone’ you get your panties in a twist. “ZOMGWTFBBQ, he iz nt being faithfull 2 her!!!!111111oneone2″ — WHO. CARES? (Rhetorical question… obviously the plethora of whiners care, but I digress.)
Even worse are the people who complain about jokes that are “too long” when they’re actually “just right”. A good half of any joke is in the set-up; without the set-up this joke would fall flat, with it you get a chuckle. When you manage to progress past one-liners and knock-knock jokes, perhaps you’d understand that.
Boo, my thoughts exactly. I have said the same thing to many a comments and no one else has ever commented on that joke again. Thank you. *glares at all the two year olds* Think twice people, if you can even think.
it really is not funny
One morning, Mary-Jane burst through the door of her motor-home and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Texas. He lives in town and his name is Rick.”
After dinner, her father took Mary-Jane aside. “Honey, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married a long time. She’s a wonderful wife but she’s never offered much excitement in the bedroom, I have fooled around with other women a lot. Rick is actually your half-brother, and I’m afraid you can’t marry him.” Mary-Jane was heartbroken, but after eight months she eventually started dating again.
A year later she came home and very proudly announced, “Mark asked me to marry him! We’re getting married in June.” Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. “Mark is your half-brother too, Hun. I’m terribly sorry about this.”
Mary-Jane was furious! She finally decided to go to her other and tell her. “Dad has done so much harm. I guess I’m never going to get married,” she complained. “Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the guy is my half-brother.” Her mother just shook her head. Don’t pay any attention to what he says dear. He’s not really your father.”
no problems now!
even though it is the same joke…