Keeping It In The Family


One morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in D.C and his name is Jeff.”

After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. “Honey, I have to talk with you. Your Mother and I have been married a long time. She’s a wonderful wife but she’s never offered much excitement in the bedroom, I have fooled around with other women a lot. Jeff is actually your half-brother, and I’m afraid you can’t marry him.” Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight months she eventually started dating again.

A year later she came home and very proudly announced, “Mitch asked me to marry him! We’re getting married in June.” Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. “Mitch is your half-brother too, Hun. I’m terribly sorry about this.”

Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her Mother and tell her. “Dad has done so much harm. I guess I’m never going to get married,” she complained. “Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my half-brother.” Hillary just shook her head. Don’t pay any attention to what he says dear. He’s not really your father.”

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25 Responses to “Keeping It In The Family”

  1. BABE~GURL Says:

    lol awsome thats totally wicked!!!

  2. koren Says:

    wot a load of crap its not even funny

  3. Pinkey Says:

    if hes not her father then why is she living with him? LAME!!!!!!!

  4. Katlyn Says:

    lol, omg, haaa. That’s soo sad, yet soo funny.

  5. Shelby Says:

    TTly lame i mean who likes that kind of sick joke?

    I give it a thumbs down!

  6. Stacey Says:

    Oh c’mon everyone…it was funny! and for once no curse words…yeah

  7. nessa Says:

    shelby get a sense of humor… lol it was funny as F**k

  8. poopy Says:

    Eww this is bad cmon i need funyn stuff and not so long

  9. Princess Says:

    I think it was kinda weird and i had to read it again to get it. LAMO! i like funnier jokes thank you.

  10. kristen Says:

    this was funny hahahahahah

  11. kookie Says:

    Ok what da hell kind of joke is this. Who ever came up with this joke needs their a– whooped, seriously. Never again show this joke to anyone.

  12. you Says:

    i agree wt everyone who says it waz stupid
    theres no meaning to it

  13. alex Says:

    cant believe you dont get it! The father was her half- father!

  14. kabooce Says:

    um… ha ha ha …

  15. lee2d2 Says:

    babe gurl again you love this joke site dont you
    this joke was…. er…..funny

  16. samantha Says:

    ITS OKAY IT SHOLUDN’T HAVE CARRIED ON SO MUCH

  17. Darukai Says:

    Thats not good, the same story is in a song by maddness called shame and scandel.

  18. Isabelle Says:

    I get it. It’s just not at all funny. Just dumb.

  19. KC Says:

    2 long but it was alrigth i want to hear a joke that rocks my socks!!!

  20. the mayor Says:

    this is a funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!!
    If you are smart enough to understand it!!!!!!!

  21. damon Says:

    i agree w/ the mayor

  22. sassy Says:

    messed up man it sucks

  23. Boo Says:

    What is it with all you pathetic twits? The moment something is even slightly out of the ‘politically correct zone’ you get your panties in a twist. “ZOMGWTFBBQ, he iz nt being faithfull 2 her!!!!111111oneone2″ — WHO. CARES? (Rhetorical question… obviously the plethora of whiners care, but I digress.)

    Even worse are the people who complain about jokes that are “too long” when they’re actually “just right”. A good half of any joke is in the set-up; without the set-up this joke would fall flat, with it you get a chuckle. When you manage to progress past one-liners and knock-knock jokes, perhaps you’d understand that.

  24. glynn Says:

    Boo, my thoughts exactly. I have said the same thing to many a comments and no one else has ever commented on that joke again. Thank you. *glares at all the two year olds* Think twice people, if you can even think.

  25. yari Says:

    it really is not funny

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