Keeping An Eye Out For The Doctor

John, two days before his scheduled visit to the proctologist, accidentally swallowed his glass eye when he was cleaning it. He was worried at first, but after calling his doctor and learning he probably won't get sick, he ordered another and soon forgot about it. He arrived for his annual proctology exam on time, and was [...]

Keeping An Eye Out For The Doctor

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Keeping An Eye Out For The Doctor was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, March 8th, 2009 at 2:58 pmin Doctor Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Some Short Doctor Jokes , New Age Doctor , Doctor Dave , Keeping It In The Family , A Midget Down In Texas .

11 Comments to “Keeping An Eye Out For The Doctor”

• IrritatedOyster says:

  March 8, 2009 at 9:09 pm

  Lol
• nsk says:

  March 9, 2009 at 10:25 am

  have fun
• NOB says:

  March 9, 2009 at 7:51 pm

  I’m always watching you.
• bomy says:

  March 17, 2009 at 8:18 am

  an ass wit an eye? lmao
• dlbrntt says:

  March 26, 2009 at 2:28 pm

  lol if u really look u can see some teeth too.
• MAPI says:

  April 27, 2009 at 7:47 pm

  y u gotta kill the joke dlbrntt?
• Ifesi says:

  July 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm

  I beg no trust any one
• Kaorii says:

  August 26, 2009 at 1:41 pm

  hehehe funny
• kassie says:

  September 28, 2009 at 5:06 am

  lmao that shudv been on the list of gay jokes
  but still twas funny
• navalia says:

  December 1, 2009 at 1:03 pm

  gd one!
• shawn says:

  January 14, 2010 at 4:37 pm

  it was ok
  cudve had a better ending