Jokes For Women, About Men
Alright, this goes against every male sperm in my body but, by popular request, it's got to be posted. Seems there's a rumor going around that we're sexist (maybe she meant to say sexy), but at any rate we're going to be burying that rumor right now (not the one about being sexy). Eh, lost [...]
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Yeah these jokes are funny!! Post more please!
you got it Andrea, we need more jokes please!!!!!!!
omg love them keep them commin
EXCELLENT BECUASE ITS ALL TRUE!!!
Its funny cause half of it women do also.
I luv those jokes
True true and all true. =p
*sigh* Gotta rerant
I’m sick and tired of women saying men are like this! Look at your own problem bitches! We aren’t all the same, some of us actually have the ability to think for ourselves! “People who scratch their ass shouldn’t bite their fingernails!” Now shut your ass up and finish fixing your own problems before you come picking on us! Think about it a 15 year-old smarter than every other man in the world. Sexists piss me off.
these are so true and funny keep em comin!
Wow. It seems life “WolfChild” (what a stupid name) needs to find himself a sense of humor. Can’t you take a joke?
Usually i’m the one telling jokes but I live in a family of girls and fankly i’m sick of it and it’s obsesion that inspired the name
hehe i liked the widow joke they’re gd
hehe they’regd especially the widow one
These are awesome! And Wolf Child, get over yourself. I grew up in a house full of 7 brothers with 2 girls… Your all the same. Behind every good man is an even greater woman.
I’m afraid that im with Wolfchild on this one. Fair enough, a joke every now and then doesn’t hurt, but still this sexism crap is really getting on my nerves. The reason why everybody else on this page disagrees with Wolfchild is that your all women. Most guys would read through this and say “pffft, this is all bull.” He would then leave at that. But all you obnoxious women read it, laugh without even trying to look at your own faults, then take it 1 step further by saying that it’s true. Gah, i hate this stereotyping crap.
(coughs) Sexist I’m sick and tired of sexist stuff. There is sexism against men all the time Women con’s are 1 and we dont do anything but we do something just a tiny bit sexist and we get a whole town of women just blabbing on and on and on son plz GOD here’s a simple rule You insult us we insult you Dont insult us we dont insult you I’m sure even a Dipshit can get that right
I am a man and i find these jokes funny. The reason being they are true on television. Look at all the american sit coms and you will see that that is how the men are. however, its not true in the real world, and if you live your life like on the sit coms and soap operas, then i feel sorry for you.
lulz, very funny. And so true!
well. it seems all fair to me that both men and women can have jokes about eachother. i think that complaining about a list of jokes is more the slightly immature. if men dont wanna read the jokes that are ’sexist’ against them. then dont click on this link and vica versa
and additionally. if the jokes are funny, women can laugh. if you dont want them laughing, then i guess move to a country where ya’ll get the joy of NOT having any rights. or opinions
Then again what do i know. I’m just a dumb blonde. There I said it. Relieved
Hey! I’m sensitive, caring, good looking and not gay! Need my number?
These had me laughing my head OFF.
ha, to everyone that replied back and forth on this thing from day to day and sometimes a couple of times during the day, get a job, get a hobby, and get off your ass, go do something.
u really got the male popln there. next time they do get into any situations pls forward them this one. thumbs up to all the ladies
ill agree with wolfchild, i also h8 sexist people and also racist people, every guy i know is full of himself its so f**ken annoying
what do u call a woman with not money? a golddigger
thats all true heehee have a scence of humor stupid child
and women say WE are the sexist ones
wow people really get worked up about these jokes, and if you didn’t read the whole thing it was written by a guy, also wolf child buy a punching bag and work out some of those problems.
omg pplz not all guys r like dis….but some r >cough ok most cough
in addition 2 tha last (it didnt sumitt it all dang thang) it sayd:
lol keep em comein =D
I think it is really childish for someone to get worked up over this joke because guys post jokes that insult women, but then again there is atleast one insulting joke out there that could fit anyone in the world…the point is they are just there to give people a little comic relief…not all guys are like this and not all girls are selfish and conceited, like jokes make them out to be…and not all blondes are stupid…so just have a laugh and get on with your life, because I am a 17 year old girl who is smart enough to see that there are a lot of people out there that need to get a sense of humor because if you clicked on this link expecting something that would make guys look gods then you have got another thing coming…
p.s. I thought it was funny, but again I know that not all guys are like this…
man, wolfchild take a chill pill. muppet. grow up you stupid little twat. it’s a freaking joke! goodness me. you’re just prooving us women right you stupid little boy.
is wolfchild a little chav with behavioural problems? see a shrink. and find a woman.
LOL THOSE ARE GREAT!
THEYRE ALL SO TRUE!!!!
ps im male
It truly is amusing watching the males and the females debating over all of this sexism crap. Personally i find ALL sexism retarded as both genders are the same species. The only reason us men think we overpower the women is because physically, we do. We are designed to do the hunting and crap while the women take care of the young. If you look at most species its the exact same. The male bord goes off and hunts while the female looks after the young. And when one guy (or girl) comes out with jokes ripping on MEN for a change, all of the men get upset cause this has never happened to them before. But women are so used to this sexism crap that they care for it less which goes to show that us men are hippocrits. We can dis the other gender while they cant dis us? Loosen up and get with the program. i mean, WHAT THE HELL ARE A FEW WORDS GOING TO DO???? But now that I think about it, women have a very slight way of dissing men al though it doesn’t compare to what we do to them. I mean, have you ever heard any of that pop crap by people like britany spears? “boys— one of life pleasures. Boys— so easy to control.” i mean, barely anybody really thinks about the lyrics yet they still listen to it and not really realize it. But compare that to all the porn and crap on TV and its nothing. The only reason there isn’t more of the female impowerment is because all the directors and CEO’s of companies are MALE. But wolfchild here, actually has a sense of humor and decides to post it, proving that MEN ACTUALLY HAVE FEELINGS. that is all
lol and if i can figure out all of thiss on my own when im 12, what does that tell you about the human race?
lol and if i can figure out all of thiss on my own when im 12, while no other man can, what does that tell you about the human race?
it doesnt tell us much about the human race, but it tells us that you are a nerd who needs to stop trying to sound clever.
There r better things to moan about than that “wolfchild” has farted and she’s gonna do it again and again.!!!!!
The stupidity in here is astounding, everyone of you claiming that someone else is sexist, then saying that their gender is better is basically slapping their arguement in the face.
Learn to apprieate equallity idiots.
I liked them all despite being a man. All of them are quite witty. Good. Liked the widow and last one too much. Keep it up.
I liked them all despite being a man. All of them are quite witty. Good. Liked the widow and last one too much. Keep it up. Also I noticed that this joke had the largest number of comments I have come across as yet. Good going
man people do u have nothing better to do. people have made jokes at others expense since the dawn of time >:( lighten up
haha nice
I just found this site after my fiancee read me a women joke email his friend sent to him. So I went online to find some jokes to fight back with, lol… If men can dish it – they should learn how to take it!
For the record, my fiancee (and me too, lol) loves the chicken joke and is sending that one back to his friend
Grow up guys who are whining! Stop acting like little wimps.
oh, by the way… sorry in advance for the spelling mistakes. I am foreign and I suppose I still have a lot to learn about this language
Hello Wolf Child. I completely sympathize with you.
I am a french female and am living with an english man whose friends always have “boy’s nights out” and shows me pictures from his colleagues portraying snowmen having a wank: the one in the mouth of the woman who’s “of course” in the middle being sodomised by another snowman. You see…
This is what men do to us ! They even make jokes out of rape! …. (see 2)
i’m a woman and i didn’t think they were funny,
they r so lame