Jokes For Women, About Men
Alright, this goes against every male sperm in my body but, by popular request, it's got to be posted. Seems there's a rumor going around that we're sexist (maybe she meant to say sexy), but at any rate we're going to be burying that rumor right now (not the one about being sexy). Eh, lost a bit of my manhood on this one.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: Not enough time.
Q: How does a man prove his ability to plan for the future?
A: By buying a case of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: When do you care for a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They're married.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know, it's never happened.
Q: Why are married women heavier than single Women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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this stuff is HIGH-larious hahahahaha…haha and by the way wow you girls are so stupid. if you say its a joke stop saying its true you dumb ass condricting bitches just cuz you got frisky parents doesn’t mean you know all bout the opposite sex you and guys wi fight we know this is bullshit -except that one about directions lol- you have to understand that women mistake themselves for black people just cuz they spent thousands of years SUPPOSEDLY under our foot they think they can go all out on us just because they have the right vote. seriously women you know what ok we sometimes leave the seat up but hey do realize how many times ive went over to my chick friends houses and find fucking used tampons in the toliet shit! its horrifying. but still i thank you for opening my eyes to how repetitive the human race is now instead of men only being sextiest its the women who are sextiest since i have nothing else i can think of buh bye don’t worry F&j you guys aren’t sextiest the Viewers are
dammm warrior..whats with the comment. O_O
chill warrior dude, get some blow jobs!
HMM .0005% IS TRUE, and it’s stupid, because the joke only portrays what people see on TV.
ALSO:::::::::
Q: why does a penis have a hole in the end??
A: so men can be open minded!