Johnny Has A Sweet Tooth

One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop. As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor’s kid – Little Johnny.

The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat as fast as possible, so much that it prompted the man to offer some advice: “You know, Johnny, it’s not healthy to eat all that candy.”

Little Johnny looks up at him and quickly retorts “You know, my grampa lived to be 96 years old.”

“Oh,” the man replied, “did he eat lots of candy?”

“Nope,” retorted Little Johnny, “he minded his own damn business!”


What'd You Think?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (151 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...



18 Comments to “Johnny Has A Sweet Tooth”

Post a reply to to “Johnny Has A Sweet Tooth”

NOTE: Inappropriate commments will be removed. Please be courteous to others.

Since spambots sometimes comment on jokes, please follow the instructions and answer in the box below: