It’s Tax Time, Sharpen Your Pencils


So I was sitting there - staring “the man” in the face. The tax man that is. Tis the season for taxes and the IRS and I don’t get along to well. These guys have been known to intimidate… and it’s working. They guy was sitting there right in front of me and started sharpening his pencil… with this:

IRS Pencil Sharpener

Maybe there’s a tax lawyer out there that doesn’t mind all our lawyer jokes… cause I think I’m gonna need one. Heh…

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It’s Tax Time, Sharpen Your Pencils was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 at 1:36 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Pictures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Whorehouse,  Prison vs Work,  Salary Theorem,  Ashes to Ashes,  Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.


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11 Responses to “It’s Tax Time, Sharpen Your Pencils”

  1. reece Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 10:51 am

    hahaha thats gd that roflmao

  2. lui Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 8:51 am

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  3. lazeena Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    f**k that waz STUPID

  4. Jezzebelle Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    yeah that sucked

  5. me Says:
    March 1st, 2008 at 12:59 am

    hmmmmmm that S.U.C.K sucked

  6. Ravengal101 Says:
    March 1st, 2008 at 7:54 am

    way funny, the others say it’s not funny because they’re too stupid to get it

  7. Your Left Nut Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 12:22 am

    just picture usama bin laden instead of a chick

  8. bobby bill Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    not sure why he’s intimidated
    what a noob

  9. bobby bill Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    Ravengal101 your an idiot you shouldn’t talk/verbalize any of your thoughts…
    they’re not very bright

  10. BABBII Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    bobby bill you dont have the right to verbalize her so shut up yourself and the joke was funny but i dont get why he was intimidated lol anyone else wouldnt mind

  11. carrie Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Completely sexist, distasteful. Disgusting in a repulsive way.

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