A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs.
The statement included this item:
"Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn't you. -$50.00."
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Itemized Bill was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 2:09 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes.
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