Interstate Inspiration
Four guys are driving across country together - one from Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, and one from New York.
A short ways down the road, the man from Idaho starts topull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.
The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?" The man from Idaho says, "We have so many of these damned things in Idaho they're laying around on the ground-I'm sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the man from Nebraska begins pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window.
The man from Florida asks "What are you doing that for?" The Nebraskan replies, "We have so many of these damned things in Nebraska I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New Yorker out.
What'd You Think?
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its ok
hmmm
im from new zealand sooo ya.
dont really get that. guess its a “we had city peeps” thing
my bad meant to say hate not had
i dont get it either but i like ny its pretty at night. dont live there though, so maybe its not all its put out to be.
where is new zealand?
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Lmao, people are so thick. And that is hilarious. x
where does the man from iowa come from? i get the joke, i was just wondering if anyone else caught that there were more than just the 4 guys??
this joke is not that funny…well thats what i think
p.s i get it there is so many new yorkers everywhere that people just get sick of them buh i like new yorkers there funny as hell lol
Crappy Joke!
that was not funny
don’t get it, don’t like it , hate it can’t they be more funny
UHH i DNT GET iT WAT ARE THEY TLKiNG ABT?? WAS iT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY??
Better version of this joke….
There were 3 men standing on a bridge over a river. An American, a Russian, and a mexican.
The Russian takes out a new bottle of vodka, takes 1 swig and throws it in the river below.
The Mexican says “Hey man, why did you do that?!?That was a prefectly good bottle of Vodka?!?
The Russian says “oh, well, we have plenty of that where I come from.”
The Mexican now needing a smoke takes a a cigar and takes 1 drag and throws it into the river below
The American questiongly asks”That was a prefectly good cigar…Why did you do that?!?
The Mexican just says. “Well, we have plenty of those where I come from.”
The American now wanting to not be upstaged picks up the Mexican and throws him into the river below
Startled the Russian asks” Why the fuck did you do that man.”
The American calmly replies ‘Well we have plenty of those where I come from.”
HAHAHAHAHAH thats awsome….you have to have lived in FL to get that one….There are sooooo many people from newyork living in fl.
wow
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Sorry Amanda Blondie
Better version of YOUR joke….
There were 3 men standing on a bridge over a river. An American, a Russian, and a mexican.
The Russian takes out a new bottle of vodka, takes 1 swig and throws it in the river below.
The Mexican says “Hey man, why did you do that?!?That was a prefectly good bottle of Vodka?!?
The Russian says “oh, well, we have plenty of that where I come from.”
The Mexican now needing a smoke takes a a cigar and takes 1 drag and throws it into the river below
The American questiongly asks”That was a prefectly good cigar…Why did you do that?!?
The Mexican just says. “Well, we have plenty of those where I come from.”
Suddenly Chuck Norris appears and roundhouse kicks all three of them off the bridge
this joke would have been a bit better if it was a cuban instead of a New yorker. lol
i dont get it…
this is so stupid he a good joke
what do you do when you surrounded by 100 dead mexicans
stop laughing and reload
your mama is so fat she got hit by a tank and said who threw that stone.
Hey , way to Lol! That was really very very funny.Funnier than most jokes on this site.I really appreciate Lol but wud be better if you didn’t say ‘Your mama”.Instead , consider sayiny ‘a mama’. This way, the one reading the joke wouldn’t feel like your joke’s targetting their mom”
ahahah omfg thats funny!!
the Chuck Norris joke was the best
okay can we get some jokes that people dont have to read comments to understand
Did you know that Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered with human skulls?
Skulls that he harvested personally.
chuck norris sucks lol
but i like the joke