28 International Rules Of Manhood
For all the men out there, and curious women, we hereby present to you the international rules of manhood. For those young men seeking adulthood, you must abide by said rules in order to obtain your "man badge." 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man [...]
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28 International Rules Of Manhood
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WoW funny
Boring, homophobic…
very funny, and most of it is really good advices.
Boring, homophobic…
Too right. Male stereotypes aren’t funny. Were they ever?
Have to agree with those people who pointed out how much this list sucks.
Also, did you hear that women like to shop and talk on the phone? That’s comedy gold!
retarded…stereotypical.
tosh
Aww come on guys, I thought the list was quite funny and more than a few are true. Guys never share an umbrella with each other and they don’t have conversations in toilets (to name but two). Oh and ‘someone’ homophobic means offensive to gays, not guys.
Boring, homophobic…
Too right. Male stereotypes aren’t funny. Were they ever?
…. yeah there always funny lighten up a little ppl see the funny side
29:NEVER, EVER harm a woman or little kid. This makes you a wuss and Chuck Norris will hunt you down and roundhouse kick you in the face and take your man card away.
^^ V
An XBOX 360 would be an awesome gift though!
Then again, Im not most girls… ^^,
Funny List..
If you liked the whole thing then your just GAY, but if you liked some but not all then you are straight
Whoever said this list is stupid is probably GAY! And I don’t mean happy!!!!!
i am a woman and i like men and i read these rules and i even thought these where stupied like two men shareing an unbrella is gay and i dont mean happy anyway but what is wrong with it? and to never talk to a man while your pissing or shiting that sounds gay because one dude might be looking over the stall looking at their dick or them shitingbut is wrong with it their both men and if one dude does not want you to look at them then you tell them to stop looking at you and i guess if theyu dont stop looking at you piss or shit them you are aloudy to fight them
What the hell is wrong with guys sharing an umbrella?
croiz if 2 men share an umbrella they have to b pretty damn close… unless of course its a GIANT umbrella… and this list is not homophobic it isnt homophobic to not want other guys to think your gay.
That the iron rules and common senses.
Nice one!
Five words: ALL OF THIS IS TRUE.
I follow all of them except the football one about who’s playing. Which I now follow. 16 and already a man. Sounds like the rest of you guys are just fags though.
No offense to GAY guys out there but this list is ‘International Rules of MANHOOD’. Gay guys aren’t really trumpeting their MANHOOD. Only straight guys do that. If these rules are stupid to you, then maybe you are gay, then there is no need to be upset at guys who trumpet their masculinity.
Some of these rules I will definitely follow
But a few are just plain retarded
lol girls can kick guys in the nuts all they want XD
lo very funny love most of the jokes some are very true