Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him. The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into [...]
Intelligence Island
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Intelligence Island was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, March 2nd, 2008 at 9:37 amin Blonde Jokes, Clean Jokes, Female Jokes, Jokes.
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omg that is so sexist but it’s still hella funny!
loved this joke, im a blonde and it had me in stitches nice one(if i was on the island tho id probly have asked for unlimited wishes:)
ROFL!!!!!
This is not funny!
women are smarter than men the genie should’ve turned her into an old black haired woman
…makes since doesn’t it. Old people are full of wisdom and just think…if she was old AND black haired she has it made!
LOVE it. This is hilarious.
I’m a-haired Nigerian woman but I don’ think this non-joke is funny.I give it -100/5.And I don’t know where people got this idea about hair-colour/intelligence linkage from-I’m a medical doctor and this theory/hypothesis is not in the books at all.
I’m black-haired.Sorry about the omission.
veruy good i think it was cool
poor girls who had to swim
Don’t like the man part. I know a guy who can’t spell potato, and he’s 13.
Hahahah i know this joke, it’s just with girlscouts turning into a boyscout.
yeh but if he got lost on the bridge that’ll be the last time we heard from him
ha ha. kinda funny XD
Hey, this happens to be just a joke, never mind about the things told to be facts. Just laugh and leave it there.
hair color has nothing to do with inteligence, as does gender.
Women and Men are no different in intellegence. Buuuuut the joke was funny!
thats funny even though it was sexist… hahahahaha
Dude is totally right, I know both chicks and dudes who wouldnt have any brain cells if they put all their heads together, but the joke is sort of funny.
Ummm, this comment was originally intended to be 3 men trapped on an island but I guess it goes both ways…
I meant the joke, not the comment! haha! Yeee, I’m blonde!!!
Actually men have larger brains and are more intelligence in the practical sense. It’s a fact… Yes it is. Women are better at a social level and at understanding other people, they have far better communication. I am not some biased pig it’s just a result of evolution, men went out hunting and had to create more creative ways to survive, while women stayed home, picked fruit and looked after the community. That’s why chicks beat guys at art and english, while guys are better at maths and design technology. Men also have in general larger IQ’s. By the way to the girl that said shes smarter than the 13 yr old guy… Chances are you are at the moment, but he still won’t hit puberty for a couple of years.
i died lol
Wow hahahahaha
what the hell! thats so funny
Guess what Nicky, evolution does not exist. And in my class their are smart guys and smart girls. There are also stupid guys and stupid girls. clearly gender has no relation to inelligence. go read a different history book this time or check your sources!
Nicky you are a sexist pig that no one wants to here from.
wow is it hot here or is it me? (talk about war and peace, who knew such an innocent joke could spark a sociolist debate.)
Nicky you should be ashamed of yourself
Nicky……. This is a joke site and it does not belong to your world….just get over yourself and get on some other site cuz we dont want you here
Whoa!!!!!!!!! That joke took it tooooooo far!! Its one thing to mock blonde woman (its only for fun) but to mock alllll woman!!!!! WHOA NOT IMPRESSED!!! Woman are very intelligent. What makes men think that they’re any better than woman. Honestly, where would men be without woman? And Nicky, the size of a persons brain doesn’t measure their intelligence, its how you use your brain that makes you smart.
bla bla bla ….. same old same old dispute! don’t you’ll know how to laugh and relax and get some peace of mind? still have to fight eh? interdependence the whole universe exists because of it. la la la…
No, no, no. Author of this joke, you got it in the wrong order. If you follow the hair colour stereotype strictly, it’s like this
(from order of dumbness to smartness)
female blonde, male blond, … brunette
According to the stereotype, female blondes are dumber(which we all know is untrue but that is what kept the joke going). Now that means male blond is second most dumber. The reason I put three dots before brunette is whatever possible hair colour might be out there, since brunette is stereotyped to be nerdy (like Hermione from Harry Potter)
Rewrite the joke, the first blonde turned into a male blonde, second into a black hair, third into a brunette.
People, don’t debate about gender and intelligence, it’s just futile…
suk on that b*tches
Well first of all people i am a teenage boy and this joke is mainly meant for fun. There are so many “dumb male” jokes that does not seem to effect this type of response just laugh if you like it and don’t if you don’t like it. Simple! Secondly my friends it is not a debate there are smart girl and boys, however, though there are exceptions, GENERALLY males are better in more technical areas (science etc) while girl are better in other feilds (arts etc). And women who are mad at this joke promote equality rather than female superiority. Better solution don’t you think.
Actually, males are better in arts. I can give a lot of famous male artists like painters and sculptors and such. As for a women artist, honestly, I can’t name any unless I google it.
Fact is, males are better in logic. Females are better in… hmmm… well let’s put it this way: females are good in algebra and males are good in geometry and physics.
@Me: Actually, in animal kingdom, the larger the brain the smarter the animal gets. And you said women are very intelligent, right? Well if that is the case then why do you rarely get a female president. Why do the husband is always the one that brings food to the table? You rarely see a famous women artists, chefs, engineers, doctors, lawyers, and so on. If you are really smart then you should have known that males are really smarter than females BUT YOU SHOULDN’T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT. There are things that only females can do and there are things that only males can do. Don’t ruin the balance.