Intelligence Island
Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him. The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into [...]
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This is an awful male shovanist joke. It is not funny at all.
heyy so good
oh, lighten up. if we all took offence to jokes, the world would be sulking in a corner. i thought it was pretty funny, actually.
haha.. nice.
I think that soo funny! and no need to be rude about it, it’s only a joke, and they mean nothing by it. Lol!
(and brunettes are of COURSE smarter than men! j/k)
This is was not funny at all .
my girl is a blonde and thats sooo like her
Bad joke.
Hey, author of this joke, can you hear me?
All the way back there in the Fifties?
Nice joke. Blondes don’t mind it (I know you don’t), YOU are still sexiest.
like dis one… so funny…
that was retarded
Lol, I’m a girl but I still find it funny…..
I heard this joke the other way around once, with the men trapped on the island and the last one turning into a woman!
I got just one question y is it that all blonde jokes r about blonde women instead of blonde men I mean their just as stupid (on somethings)?!?!?!?!?!?!?
the original joke was better…this has been changed
three women stranded on an island and the waters infested by sharks
first woman wishes to be strong enuf to swim across…she gets ate by sharks
second woman wishes to be able to build a raft.,…..wave tips her over she gets ate by sharks
third wishes to be smart enough to make her way off the island….poof the genie turns her into a man and he takes the bridge.
i cut it short but its better when told properly.
It was pretty awesome. I bet most blondes don’t really care cuz they probably doing make up or being a play mate now. LOL. They are still the sexy ones.
diz is really funny coz personnaly i think blonds are stupid and unintelligent.
it sounds abit rude but its jux a joke.
its only a joke so take no offence cos its good….
thats a laugh
I agree with Alex it was just a joke so lighten up don’t be like the nuts who went crazy over a stupid Denmark cartoon.
It’s not funny. Get some new material. No offense.
why get tense about a joke? are you blonde and confused?
tttterible joke lol
like whutever
supposed to be sexist women, why are you reading jokes that put down women if you can’t handle them. halarious!
WTF!! How the hell would the damn man find his friggen way off the island when men friggen suck at directions and can never find the simplilest location!!! I mean sometimes men can’t even find thier own damn keys!! Men dont even have the damn balls to ask for directions!! You would need a blonde to point you in the friggen direction of the water!! This is sexist!!! Blonde women are just as friggen intelligent as men and any other women w/ different colored hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! two of us are blonde and we r top of our class. don’t get us wrong we love blonds jokes but this is taking it to an extreme. If men were as friggen good at finding things as you are at writing dumb ass jokes, their would be no need to put down blonde girls we’d be puttin down men!!!
. o and not all blonde girls care about puttin on make up and stayin clean and wonderin how do get off a damn island.
Hey! Don’t put all men in the same basket. Like you said jokes are jokes. But going on a rampage isn’t really gonna do much. As a future comedian (Hopefully) I have to say that getting all upset about a joke isn’t going to do much. What you should do is try and talk to whomever told it and ask them to tone it down a bit or even remove the joke. Geez. Prehistoric monster sydrome must be getting to ya. :p
haha. nice one!
HEY JULIE,SARAH;AND MOLLY
AHHHHHHHHHHH DID SOMEONE HIT A SOFT SPOT
YOU MUST HAVE NO LIFE
I MEAN COME ON, YOU WROTE A BOOK ON HOW MUCH YOU HATE A JOKE!!!!
LMFAO
OH AND MOST BLONDES ARE ON TOP OF THEIR CLASS. LOL
This is going to be a really long night if you don’t cut the crap!!
… love you!!
Blondes can say they’re just as smart, but until they show it, I won’t believe it.
Also, don’t curse me out because I won’t be back around this joke, I’ve heard it a million times. Ok,ok, just two. Pretty funny stuff.
Sherry sweetheart, dont open up healing wounds again. Enough said.
Julie, Sarah and Molly, Take a “Chill Pill”………OMG
hahahahahahaahahahaahaahaaha cool one
i dont know its to easy to make fun of women you dont need to prove it
I don’t know but it is true wat they say that’s the reason y there’s jokes about ya’ll blondies
how da hell did dey get on da island
cute and funny
stupid
wack
FEKING D1kE
i don’t even get it..
haha!
&& i’m NOT a blonde.
x)
Lolz, why are they trying to dig there way off an Island, must be blondes lol
I am blonde, I am the most intelligent person in my school and work place. But I still don’t get the joke. Is there anything to be funny about?
wow micah, it’s amazing that you consider something as short as that a book.
maybe u never read one before so u dont know whats the proper length of a proper book?
I don’t really think its funny.. but if the rest of u enjoy it, hell, then LAUGH.
god knows the world need a little more joy in it…
HA HA HA that is so stupit guys are way stupider than girls. Girls Rock
crap
im coment 49 yay
hi i love de joke