Intelligence Island
Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.
The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The second blonde woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
What'd You Think?
(387 votes, average: 3.49 out of 5)
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March 2nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
This is an awful male shovanist joke. It is not funny at all.
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
heyy so good
March 2nd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
oh, lighten up. if we all took offence to jokes, the world would be sulking in a corner. i thought it was pretty funny, actually.
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:00 pm
haha.. nice.
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:52 pm
I think that soo funny! and no need to be rude about it, it’s only a joke, and they mean nothing by it. Lol!
(and brunettes are of COURSE smarter than men! j/k)
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
This is was not funny at all .
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:30 am
my girl is a blonde and thats sooo like her
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:38 am
Bad joke.
Hey, author of this joke, can you hear me?
All the way back there in the Fifties?
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:19 am
Nice joke. Blondes don’t mind it (I know you don’t), YOU are still sexiest.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:31 am
like dis one… so funny…
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:42 am
that was retarded
March 7th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Lol, I’m a girl but I still find it funny…..
March 8th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I heard this joke the other way around once, with the men trapped on the island and the last one turning into a woman!
March 8th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
I got just one question y is it that all blonde jokes r about blonde women instead of blonde men I mean their just as stupid (on somethings)?!?!?!?!?!?!?
March 9th, 2008 at 10:24 am
the original joke was better…this has been changed
three women stranded on an island and the waters infested by sharks
first woman wishes to be strong enuf to swim across…she gets ate by sharks
second woman wishes to be able to build a raft.,…..wave tips her over she gets ate by sharks
third wishes to be smart enough to make her way off the island….poof the genie turns her into a man and he takes the bridge.
i cut it short but its better when told properly.
March 9th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
It was pretty awesome. I bet most blondes don’t really care cuz they probably doing make up or being a play mate now. LOL. They are still the sexy ones.
March 11th, 2008 at 9:50 am
diz is really funny coz personnaly i think blonds are stupid and unintelligent.
it sounds abit rude but its jux a joke.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:28 am
its only a joke so take no offence cos its good….
March 13th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
thats a laugh
March 13th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I agree with Alex it was just a joke so lighten up don’t be like the nuts who went crazy over a stupid Denmark cartoon.
March 17th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
It’s not funny. Get some new material. No offense.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
why get tense about a joke? are you blonde and confused?
March 21st, 2008 at 1:58 pm
tttterible joke lol
March 25th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
like whutever
March 26th, 2008 at 1:26 am
supposed to be sexist women, why are you reading jokes that put down women if you can’t handle them. halarious!
March 26th, 2008 at 2:57 am
WTF!! How the hell would the damn man find his friggen way off the island when men friggen suck at directions and can never find the simplilest location!!! I mean sometimes men can’t even find thier own damn keys!! Men dont even have the damn balls to ask for directions!! You would need a blonde to point you in the friggen direction of the water!! This is sexist!!! Blonde women are just as friggen intelligent as men and any other women w/ different colored hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! two of us are blonde and we r top of our class. don’t get us wrong we love blonds jokes but this is taking it to an extreme. If men were as friggen good at finding things as you are at writing dumb ass jokes, their would be no need to put down blonde girls we’d be puttin down men!!! :(. o and not all blonde girls care about puttin on make up and stayin clean and wonderin how do get off a damn island.
March 26th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Hey! Don’t put all men in the same basket. Like you said jokes are jokes. But going on a rampage isn’t really gonna do much. As a future comedian (Hopefully) I have to say that getting all upset about a joke isn’t going to do much. What you should do is try and talk to whomever told it and ask them to tone it down a bit or even remove the joke. Geez. Prehistoric monster sydrome must be getting to ya. :p
March 26th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
haha. nice one!
March 30th, 2008 at 11:36 am
HEY JULIE,SARAH;AND MOLLY
AHHHHHHHHHHH DID SOMEONE HIT A SOFT SPOT
YOU MUST HAVE NO LIFE
I MEAN COME ON, YOU WROTE A BOOK ON HOW MUCH YOU HATE A JOKE!!!!
LMFAO
March 30th, 2008 at 11:42 am
OH AND MOST BLONDES ARE ON TOP OF THEIR CLASS. LOL
March 31st, 2008 at 3:08 pm
This is going to be a really long night if you don’t cut the crap!!
… love you!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Blondes can say they’re just as smart, but until they show it, I won’t believe it.
Also, don’t curse me out because I won’t be back around this joke, I’ve heard it a million times. Ok,ok, just two. Pretty funny stuff.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Sherry sweetheart, dont open up healing wounds again. Enough said.
April 12th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Julie, Sarah and Molly, Take a “Chill Pill”………OMG
April 14th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
hahahahahahaahahahaahaahaaha cool one
April 15th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
i dont know its to easy to make fun of women you dont need to prove it
April 21st, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I don’t know but it is true wat they say that’s the reason y there’s jokes about ya’ll blondies
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:59 am
how da hell did dey get on da island