Intelligence Island
Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.
The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The second blonde woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.


(752 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)
omg that is so sexist but it’s still hella funny!
loved this joke, im a blonde and it had me in stitches nice one(if i was on the island tho id probly have asked for unlimited wishes:)
ROFL!!!!!
This is not funny!
women are smarter than men the genie should’ve turned her into an old black haired woman
…makes since doesn’t it. Old people are full of wisdom and just think…if she was old AND black haired she has it made!
LOVE it. This is hilarious.
I’m a-haired Nigerian woman but I don’ think this non-joke is funny.I give it -100/5.And I don’t know where people got this idea about hair-colour/intelligence linkage from-I’m a medical doctor and this theory/hypothesis is not in the books at all.
I’m black-haired.Sorry about the omission.
veruy good i think it was cool
poor girls who had to swim
Don’t like the man part. I know a guy who can’t spell potato, and he’s 13.
Hahahah i know this joke, it’s just with girlscouts turning into a boyscout.
yeh but if he got lost on the bridge that’ll be the last time we heard from him
ha ha. kinda funny XD
Hey, this happens to be just a joke, never mind about the things told to be facts. Just laugh and leave it there.
hair color has nothing to do with inteligence, as does gender.
Women and Men are no different in intellegence. Buuuuut the joke was funny!
thats funny even though it was sexist… hahahahaha
Dude is totally right, I know both chicks and dudes who wouldnt have any brain cells if they put all their heads together, but the joke is sort of funny.
Ummm, this comment was originally intended to be 3 men trapped on an island but I guess it goes both ways…
I meant the joke, not the comment! haha! Yeee, I’m blonde!!!
Actually men have larger brains and are more intelligence in the practical sense. It’s a fact… Yes it is. Women are better at a social level and at understanding other people, they have far better communication. I am not some biased pig it’s just a result of evolution, men went out hunting and had to create more creative ways to survive, while women stayed home, picked fruit and looked after the community. That’s why chicks beat guys at art and english, while guys are better at maths and design technology. Men also have in general larger IQ’s. By the way to the girl that said shes smarter than the 13 yr old guy… Chances are you are at the moment, but he still won’t hit puberty for a couple of years.
i died lol
Wow hahahahaha
what the hell! thats so funny
Guess what Nicky, evolution does not exist. And in my class their are smart guys and smart girls. There are also stupid guys and stupid girls. clearly gender has no relation to inelligence. go read a different history book this time or check your sources!
Nicky you are a sexist pig that no one wants to here from.
wow is it hot here or is it me? (talk about war and peace, who knew such an innocent joke could spark a sociolist debate.)
Nicky you should be ashamed of yourself